May I have your attention please, (X2)
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up?
We are gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never heard of white person before
<> Punk kid trying to be hard core
Marshall Mathers' back worst then before
Makin a <> on the microphone
It's a return of the...oh wait, you are a fool
You didn't pay money for this CD, did you?
And Dr.Dre did....Everything you idiot!
With out Dre <> you are supposed to be dead
World is hot enough for Eminem Jiggy, jiggy
Even his girlfriend is cheating on him
Look at him, walking around, livin off Dre, Actin so cool
But he is kind a weak
Little <> blast me on his new CD
Why? cuz I turned him down for a day heehee
Ask for the question who came to first?
Was it Carson Daly or was it Fred Durst?
I am sorry Slim, but, this is gonna hurt.
They both came closer then you will ever will jerk!)
Your song is on my nerd(X2)
You are kinda lucky cuz you got more fame then you deserve
That is the messege that I deliver to little kids
You can become famous and never know what talent is
Of course they gonna like you, of course, they do
You are like cartoon version of Ricky <> on Silverspoon
You ain't nothing but a product, hatched to be bought up
You know what? a year from now, you won't be thought of
So you write about animals and cannibals
and someday you will be dating dogs and date higher mammals
And there is a million of womens just like me, that think like me,
that all can see thatSlim shady is
Just a boy dealing with puberty, so if you agree, scream loud with me
You are Slim Shady, yes you are the real shady, you sound like Peter
Brady, you get quite irretating,
So won't the real Slim shady please shut up, please shut up, please stand up
You are Slim Shady, yes you are the real shady, you sound like Peter
Brady you get quite irretating,
So won't the real Slim shady please stand up, please shut up, please stand up