Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay
(When I can roll you in the hay)
Easy come, easy go Have a good time
with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin'
down low Love'm and leave'm on with the show
Listen, I like female form
in minimum dress Money to spend with a capital
'S' Get a date with the woman
in red Wanna be in heaven with
three in a bed (One of me in heaven...)
He got it, I want it They got it,
I can't have it But I want it,
but it don't matter She got it,
and I can't [get | have] it
I want a mistress for
Christmas I want a mistress for
Christmas (Ooh yeah, haha yeah
I want a mistress for Christmas Come on)
Easy come, easy go Slippin' high,
slippin' low (Yeah, aw right) He got it,
I want it They got it,
I can't have it I want it,
don't matter She got it,
and I can't get it -
Mistress he got it,
I want it For Christmas They got it,
and I can't have it Mistress But I want it,
it don't matter For Christmas She got it,
and I can't get a Mistress for
Christmas You know what
I'm talkin' about Mistress for Christmas
You gotta send me down you gotta send me down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red
(I want a woman in the rear,)
with bow in my bed
with a bottle of my beer)
Mistress for Christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer
honey and ring the bells