(feat. Merle Haggard)
Theres a little dive on a dead-end road
Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin Hole
Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar
An get loud an rowdy with PBR
But at the top of every hour, man, you can hear a pin drop
As ol Jack drops a quarter an plays Merle on that jukebox, an we stop
[Chorus:]
An tip our hats
An raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
They say countrys fadin
But we still wavin that flag around here
An when its time to go, you know youre welcome back
Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag
When the weekend comes an the weathers clear
Theres a high spot fifteen miles from here
Where you can always find a few dusty trucks
With the windows down an the radio up
We sit there poppin tops, shootin bull an singin songs
But you can bet your boots that when Haggard comes on
[Repeat Chorus]
One of these days when my time has come
You can take me back to where Im from
Put me on a westbound train
An ship me off in the pourin rain
Dont cry for me when Im gone
Just put a quarter in the jukebox an sing me back home
An tip our hats
An raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
They say countrys fadin
But just keep wavin that flag around here
An I know, itll keep on comin back
Long as people pledge allegiance
Where folks still pledge allegiance
I pledge allegiance to the Hag