Soon I’ll adjust my routine
I’ll eat organic baked beans
I’ll drink Yakult not caffeine
If its good for me
I’ll exfoliate all your pores
I’ll factor 40 my corpse
I’ll wear a lumbar support
If its good for me
I’ll get a business degree
I’ll settle down on my knees
Yeah you can smell the pot pourri
And its good for me
I’ll insure the rest of my life
I’ll buy some kids and a wife
Medicate my trouble, my strife
If its good for me
Well we expanded to mars
In flawless levitating cars
You’ll see me snuffing out stars
And its good for me
I watched the last picture show
Seems such a long time ago
I knew I’d never hold you close
But its all progress I suppose