That`s all you got
I don`t put gluesticks in my nose and u
Get my face pasted to linoleum
Kitchen floor shit
Some college dorm shit
Facedown in a bloodstained carpet
Get chicks at the farmers` market
White girls buy produce
Take them home make them drink Grey Goose
Whiteboy wasted
Gluestick pasted
Stupidfacedd
I drink a can of Sparks and try to freestyle
Ex girlfriend`s on speed dial
Oh that`s a drunk dial drunk sexting
Drunk stagger drunk swagger
I don`t rap good it don`t matter
Can`t sing good it don`t matter
Cause I`m whacked out sleepwalking
On a quest for God at my friend`s apartmen
Whiteboy waste
Gluestick paste
Stupidfacedd
When I say awkward y`all say silenc
Awkward
Awkward
Super Soaker filled with Four Loko
Plus SoCo real gross yo
I go ham and cheese on rolls
That`s a metaphor Another metaphor
Like icing on a Cinnabon
Like a hot chick that ain`t no fun
Listen I`ma teach you a lesson
Let`s start at number
One Sleep is the best way to save money
Two Money is the best way to have sex
Three Sex is the best way to feel nothing
Four Nothing happens if you`re asleep
So stay up until you wake up
Stupidfacedd