GUENEVERE:Tra la! It's May!The lusty month of May!That lovely month when ev'ryone goesBlissfully astray.Tra la! It's here!That shocking time of yearWhen tons of wicked little thoughtsMerrily appear!It's May! It's May!That gorgeous holidayWhen ev'ry maiden prays that her ladWill be a cad!It's mad! It's gay!A libelous display!Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,Ev'ryone breaks.Ev'ryone makes divine mistakesThe lusty month of May!Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?What sweet feelings does its scent transmute?Whence this perfume floating ev'rywhere?Don't you know it's that dear forbidden fruit!Tra la la la la! That dear forbidden fruit!Tra la la la la!GUENEVERE & CHORUS:Tra la la la la [etc.]GUENEVERE:Tra la! It's May!The lusty month of May!That darling month when ev'ryone throwsSelf-control away.It's time to doA wretched thing or two,And try to make each precious dayOne you'll always rue!It's May! It's May!The month of "yes you may,"The time for ev'ry frivolous whim,Proper or "im."It's wild! It's gay!A blot in ev'ry way.The birds and bees with all of their vastAmorous pastGaze at the human race aghast,The lusty month of May.CHORUS:Tra la! It's May!The lusty month of May!That lovely month when ev'ryone goesBlissfully astray.Tra la! It's here!That shocking time of yearWhen tons of wicked little thoughtsMerrily appear.It's May! It's May!The month of great dismay.GUENEVERE:When all the world is brimming with fun,Wholesome or "un."GUENEVERE & CHORUS:It's mad! It's gay!A libelous display!Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,Ev'ryone breaks.Ev'ryone makes divine mistakesThe lusty month of May!