"I won't climb the highest mountain I won't swim the deep blue sea
I won't brave a raging river I'm no hero on TV
Well there are other ways to prove my love if you're not too choosy
I'd swim the deep blue swimming pool climb the highest barroom stool
Brave the raging waters of a hot tub or Jacuzzi
Honey I'd live for you that'd be a lot more fun
Work and give to you vacations in the sun
No I wouldn't die for love like the poets say they'd do
I love you so much honey I'd live for you
So put down that romance novel I'm no sheik upon a steed
It might make you think this working man isn't what you need
I won't cross the desert sands for you to prove my love is blazing
But I'd crawl on my hands and knees across a king size bed for these
Two lips of yours that always please me isn't love amazing
Honey I'd live for you...
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I'd swim the deep blue swimming pool climb the highest barroom stool
Brave the raging waters of a hot tub or Jacuzzi
Honey I'd live for you...
No I wouldn't die for love like the poets say they'd do
I love you so much honey (honey honey) I'd live for you
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