Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."
Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?"
Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I - first of all I just wanted to say
that you're very pretty girl, and I, I hoo you'the we've
known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the two
of us we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to
die alone, I tell you that much hoo getting ahead of myself
got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what I'm trying to get across
to you right now, hoo, I mean,
whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
you don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, I'm, I'm,
the-, I'm, I'm hoo, honeymoon in the
Poconos, with the hoo, woo hoo sex optional you don't have to
do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to
love me, and that that's fitil death do us part I, we'll get the
chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset no prenuptial agree
Girl: "Look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? Because I'm just not
ready for that kind of commitment."
Excited Southerner: "Coooooo