Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen
I would like to say hello
Are you ready for some entertainment
Are you ready for a show
Gonna rock gonna roll you
Get you dancing in the aisles
Jazz you razzamatazz you
With a little bit of style
C'mon let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
I've come here to sell you my body
I can show you some good merchandise
I'll pull you and I'll pill you
I'll Cruella De Vil you
And to thrill you I'll use any device
We'll give you crazy performance
We'll give you grounds for divorce
We'll give you piece de resistance
And a tour de force
Of course
We found the right location
A lot of pretty lights
Sound and amplification listen hey
Hey if you need a fix
If you want a high
Stickells will see to that
With Elektra and EMI
We'll show you where it's at
So c'mon let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Let me entertain you
Just take a look at the menu
We give you rock a la carte
We'll Breakfast At Tiffanys
We'll sing to you in Japanese
We're only here to entertain you
If you wanna see some action
We get nothing but the best
The S & M attraction
We got the pleasure chest
Chicago down in New Orleans
We get you on the line
If you dig the New York scene
We'll have a son of a bitch of a time
C'mon let me entertain you
Let me entertain
Let me entertain you