Steady all day!
Thought I was lookin' good
So I cycled 'cross
the neighbourhood
Was invited by a skinny girl
Into her high class world
Left my bicycle under the stairs
Laid my coat across
the kosher chairs
Made my way across
the crowded room
I had nothing to lose
My reception wasn't very keen
So turning on a friendly grin
Stood on the table
with my glass of gin
And came straight to the point
I was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here
I'll have me a real good time
I was glad to come
I'll be sad to go
So while I'm here
I'll have me a real good time
Oh no
Dancin madly round the room yeah
Singing loudly and sorta
out of tune
Was escorted by a friendly slag
'Round the back
Wandered c c cross
Missed my step and
I fell on the floor
Said one word and
was asked to leave
Kinda' wish I was dead
I was glad to come
And I'll be so sad to leave
But while I was here
I had me a real good time, oooh