Ladies and gentlemen
May I have your attention perlease
Are your nostrils aquiver
and tingling as well
At that delicate luscious
ambrosial smell
Yes they are I can tell
Well ladies and gentlemen
That aroma enriching the breeze
Is like nothing compared to
its succulent source
As the gourmets among
you will tell you of course
Ladies and gentlemen
You can't imagine
the rapture in store
Just inside of this door
There you'll sample
Mrs Lovett's meat pies
Savoury and sweet pies
As you'll see
You who eat pies
Mrs Lovett's meat pies
Conjure up the treat pies
Used to be
Nice to see you dearie
How have you been keeping
Cor me bones is weary
Toby
One for the gentleman
Hear the birdies cheeping
Helps to keep it cheery
Toby
Throw the old woman out
God that's good
What's your pleasure dearie
No we don't cut slices
Cor me eyes is bleary
Toby
None for the gentlemen
I could up me prices
I'm a little leery
Business
Couldn't be better though
God that's good
Knock on wood
Psst
Excuse me
Psst
Dear see to the customers
Psst
Yes what love
Quick though the trade is brisk
But it's six o'clock
So it's six o'clock
It was due to arrive
At a quarter to five
And it's six o'clock
And it's probably already
Down the block
I've been waiting all day
It'll be here it'll be here
Have a beaker of beer
But it should have been here
And stop worryin' dear
By now Now now
More hot pies
You'll come back
Will you wait there
When it comes Coolly
'Cause the customers truly
Are getting unruly
And what's your pleasure dearie
Oops I beg your pardon
Just me hands is smeary
Toby
Run for the gentleman
Don't you love a garden
Always makes me teary
Must be one of the foreigners
God that's good
That is delicious
What's my secret
Frankly dear forgive my candour
Family secret
All to do with herbs
Things like being
Careful with your coriander
That's what makes
the gravy grander
More hot pies
More hot
More pies
Psst
Excuse me
Psst
Dear see to the customers
Psst
Yes what love
Quick though the trade is brisk
But it's here
It's where
Coming up the stair
I'll get rid of this lot
As they're still pretty hot
And then I'll be there
It's about to be opened
Or don't you care
No I'll be there
I will be there
But we have to prepare
But they'll never be sold
If I let them cold
Oh and
Incidentally dearie
You know Mrs Mooney
Sales've been so dreary
Toby
Poor thing is penniless
What about that loony
Lookin' sort of beery
Oh well got her comeuppance
And that'll be thruppence and
God that's good
that is de have you
So she should
Licious ever tasted smell such
Oh my God what more
that's pies good
Oooohhhh Oooohhhh
Is that a chair fit for a king
A wondrous neat It's gorgeous
And most particular chair
It's gorgeous
You tell me where
Is there a seat
Can half compare It's perfect
With this particular thing
It's gorgeous
I have a few
Minor adjustments
You make your few
To make Minor adjustments
They'll take
A moment You take your time
I'll call you I'll go see
to the customers
I have another friend
Is that a pie fit for a king
A wondrous sweet It's gorgeous
And most particular thing
It's gorgeous
You see ma'am why Yum
There is no meat
Pie can compete It's perfect Yum
With this delectable
It's gorgeous Yum
Pie
The crust all velvety and wavy
Yum Yum
That glaze those crimps
Yum Yum
And then the thick succulent gravy
Yum Yum
One whiff one glimpse
Yum Yum
And now to test
This best of barber chairs
So rich Yum
So thick So tender Yum
It makes you sick
That you surrender Yum Yum
It's time
It's time
Psst
Excuse me
Psst
Dear see to the customers
Psst
Yes what love
Quick now
Me heart's a flutter
When I pound the floor
It's a signal to show
When you pound the floor
That I'm ready to go
Yes you told me I know
When I pound the floor
You'll be ready to go
When you pound the floor
Will you trust me
I just want to be sure
Will you trust me
I'll be waiting below
When I'm certain that you're
For the whistle to blow
In place
I'll pound three times
Three times
And then you
Three times
If you
Exactly
More hot pies
Gawd
More hot
Right
More pies
Psst
More
Wait
How about it dearie
Is that a pie Yum
Be here in a twinkling
Fit for a king Yum
Just confirms my theory
A wondrous sweet Yum
Toby And most delectable
Yum Yum
God watches over us
Thing Didn't have
an inkling positively
You see ma'am
why Yum Eerie
There is no meat pie Yum
Toby
Throw the old woman out
God that's good
that is de have you
Licious ever tasted smell such
Oh my God what perfect more that's
Pies such flavour
God that's good