This is the family Macdoo
If we are crazy so are you
This is the family Macdoo
We're coming, we're coming,
we're coming after you
My uncle Tam's a football player who's always acting up
He gets so many penalties. His team just won the cup
My mother is a whistle tester weekend referee
My brother Rob checks rubber bands for elasticity
My big cousin Rory, hairdresser to the stars
invented the tartan haircut when he bought a tattoo bar
My little cousin Angus mixed Angus cows with a gnu
When you're as rich as cousin Angus is, whatelse is there to do?
Chorus:
This is the family Macdoo
If we are crazy so are you
This is the family Macdoo
We're coming, we're coming
we're coming after you
This is the family Macdoo
It may sound crazy, but it's true
This is the family Macdoo
We're coming, we're coming,
we're coming after you
My father's making bagpipes out of sacks and copper tubes
He mostly sells to plummers all those sucky pipey dudes
My sister Jean she's got a dream, she'll be a fisherman
But the closest she has been to fish is tuna in a can
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