Well I have got some information; though I don't know your name
Oh there's a party goin' on at Boothy's house, 1B Lydgate Lane
So tell somebody to tell somebody to tell somebody new
Bring a crate and some wine, oh and you'll be fine
Enough to see you through
So have a drink and have a cigarette, drink and have a cigarette
Kiss then ask her name, but it doesn't seem right
It feels a little funny cos her sister kissed the same
Well I sit in a chair next to the CD player
Talk to some kid who couldn't be much gayer
His mate's with his cousin, he's tryin to lay her
Well her best friend guards the door
Things can't seem to get much better
Scenesters dance in their v-neck sweaters
These four walls won't forget tonight
Won't forget tonight
Things are goin' well, and it's quite an occasion
It's winner stays on on the Sony Playstation
Somebody's thrown up on the path, Balko's passed out in the bath
Girls sing to Kylie they try to look sexy
I gave one my number, I told her to text me
"My boyfriend's on his way, he'll be here to collect me"
"If you're quick we can go upstairs"
Has anyone seen the phone cos I'm orderin pizza
Marie's at the door hand in hand with Anita
The boys gather round eager to greet her
She smiles and walks on by
There's bottles and cans all over the place
Nowhere to sleep, there isn't space
I had a right good night in any case
Same again next time
Things can't seem to get much better
Scenesters dance in their v-neck sweaters
These four walls won't forget tonight
Won't forget tonight
(Outro - Dah da da da)