Yeah, c`mon in, now
Come right on down front
I got som`in` I wanna show ya
Now, y`all heard of the Popcorn
Y`all heard of the Dog
An` you heard about all them other dances
But, they hav`a brand new dance tha`s goin` around
I wanna show you exactly what I`m talkin` about
I`m talkin` about the Funky Chicken
Y`all ready
A couple of people in the crowd shout, Yeah
I say, y`all ready
A couple more people in the crowd shout, Yeah
Ok, here we go
You raise the left arm up
And the right arm too
Let me tell ya
Just what to do
Start both arms to flappin`
Start the feet to kickin`
That`s when you know
You`re doin` the Funky Chicken
Oh-ho
Second spasm
You put both arms up
Across your face
Your knees start a-wigg`lin`
All over the place
You flap your arms
And your feet start kickin`
Then you know
You`re doin` the Funky Chicken
Oh-ho. Ay-hay
Oaww, I`m feelin` it now
I feel so unnecessary
This is the kinda, this is the kinda stuff
That makes you feel like you wanna do somethin` nasty
Like wear some chicken gravy on your white shirt
Right down front
Here we go, y`all
You work both arms
And you work both feet
You`re together, baby
You`re on the beat
You flap your arms
And your feet start kickin`
Then you know
You`re doin` the Funky Chicken
Oh-ho. It`s alright
Do the Funky Chicken now
Do the Funky Chicken now
Do the Funky Chicken now
Do the Funky Chicken now
Do the Funky Chicken now Ha ha ha
Do the Funky Chicken now Ha ha ha
Do the Funky Chicken now Ha ha ha
Do the Funky Chicken now Ha ha ha
Oh-ho Do the Funky Chicken now
Oh-ho Do the Funky Chicken now
Oh-ho Do the Funky Chicken now
Oh-ho Do the Funky Chicken