Way down among Brazilians
Coffee beans grow by the billions
So they`ve got to find those extra cups to fill
They`ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
You can`t get cherry soda
`cause they`ve got to fill that quota
And the way things are I`ll bet they never will
They`ve got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil
No tea or tomato juice
You`ll see no potato juice
`cause the planters down
in Santos all say No no no
The politician`s daughter
Was accused of drinkin` water
And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
They`ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
You date a girl and find out later
She smells just like a percolator
Her perfume was made right on the grill
Why they could percolate the ocean in Brazil
And when their ham and eggs need savor
Coffee ketchup gives `em flavor
Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
Why they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil
No tea no tomato juice
You`ll see no potato juice
The planters down
in Santos all say No no no