And now a message from the President of the United States George W. BushI've adopted sophisticated terrorist tacticsAnd I'm a dangerous, dangerous manWith dangerous, dangerous weaponsI want to drain the coal resources in AmericaAnd foreign sources of crude oil.I'm a weapon of mass destructionAnd I'm a brutal dictatorAnd I'm evil[Verse 1]I've got something that I must confessI make a profit off people oppressedI take the money 'til there's nothing leftAnd all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay[Chorus]Rio Grande BloodI want moneyI want yer moneyI want crude oilIt's the government's moneyI'm an asshole[Verse 2]I can't remember the world such a messNot for the companies I like the bestExxon and Conoco - fuck all the restAnd all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay[Chorus]Rio Grande BloodI want moneyI want yer moneyI want crude oilIt's the government's moneyBreakdownWe went to war because of our dependence on foreign oil HaliburtonWe went to war because of moneyHaliburtonWe will settle for nothing less than victory, victoryHaliburtonWe will settle for nothing less than crude oil -crude oil[Verse 3]Squeezing the working class whom I detestTaxing the poor so the rich can investI know I'm an asshole, but aren't you impressedAnd all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay[Chorus]Rio Grande BloodRio Grande BloodRio Grande BloodI want crude oilRio Grande BloodI want moneyRio Grande Blood