You got a funny face
And a crooked smile
Oh you're a prince in some world
But not in mine
When I'm never gonna
Find you handsome like the
other girls do
You parade around
Sulking
It makes me wonder wonder
what you're really about
And all the girls go
Ooooooo
Ooooooo
And all the bedroom doors
A tradition of yours
Well the notches in your belt make your
pants tight
And all of your boys
Hanging around
I'll take the sloppy seconds or
Whatever man
Oh when you gonna start
Oh boy
I guess the drama can be
So cool
And all the girls go
Ooooooo
Ooooooo
And don't you think you
Might be happier