I been to Mars like Cantiflas
Stupendous; over-extend us
Headlock, rock the cakewalk
Can’t tell the silk from the corn stalk
Repairman, spin in mid-air, man
Truth, no dare, man; truth wins out
Ides waters, direct from the spout
Stem-time Lemmy and you’re losing your clout
Hey! Did you pay the man?
Radio wave across the whole nation
Resonate forever, no interruption
Buzz trouble, dominate the frame
Hard to differentiate—said the wrong name
Money and electric light
Maybe love’s a tune where you dance at night
Just like Ondine on the Ondioline
I’m letting it get to me—blame the machine
Don the head of Frank, Big Bank Hank
Getting petty in the tank with a bowl of Kaboom!
I punched a couple bros at a screening of The Room
And I once sniffed dope in a Whataburger bathroom
Villanelles for the Shirelles—that’s the content of my 33 and 1/3
Paid later like a legislator
Mashed-potato Leonard and the liberty bird