Yeah, gotta say what's up to my nigga Slick Rick
For those who don't like it, eat a dick
But for those who with me, sing that shit
As it go a little something like this
Lodi Dodi, we likes to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're
Just some niggaz who on the mic
N' when we rock up on the mic we rock the mic (right)
For all my Dogs keepin' y'all in health
Just to see you smile N' enjoy yourself
Cuz it's cool when ya cause a cozy conditionin'
Which we create, cuz that's our mission
So listen close to what we say
Because this types of shit happens every day
I
Woke up around ten O'clock in the morning
I gave myself a strech up (Ahhh...)
A mornin' yawnin'
Went to the bathroom to wash up
I threw some soap on my face N put my hands up on a cup
N' said ummm:
'Mirror mirror, on, the wall
Who is the top dog of them all?'
There was a rubble dubble, five minutes it lasted
The mirror said, 'You are you conceited bastard'
Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef
So I slipped off my khakis N my gold leaf
Used Oil of Olay, cuz my skin gets pale
N' then I got the file, for my fingernails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I put some bubbles in the tub so I can take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my body N' hair
I threw on my brand new doggy underwear
For all the bitches I might take home
I got the Johnson baby powder N' Cool Water cologne
Now I'm fresh, dressed like a million bucks
Threw on my white sox with my all blue chucks
Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no
I went back in, I forgot my indo
Then I dilly (dally) I ran through a (alley)
I bumped into this smoker named (Sally) from the (Valley)
This was a girl playin' hard to get
So I said 'What's wrong?' cuz she looked upset
She said um:
'It's all because of you, I'm feelin' sad N' blue
You went away, now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so, how much you'll never know
Cuz you took your dope away from me
A-huh, a-huh, a-huh...'
Damn, now what was I to do?
She's cryin' over me N' she was feelin' blue
I said um: 'Don't cry, dry your eye
N' here comes your mother with those two little guys'
Her mean mother steps then says to me 'Hi!'
Decked Sally in the face N' punched her in the (eye)
Punched her in the belly N' stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Something was wrong I said, 'What was goin' on?'
I tried to break up, I said, 'Stop it, just leave her!'
She said, 'If I can't smoke none, she can't either'
She grabbed my closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out, N' I grabbed my sack of rocks
But umm, they gave chase, they caught up quick
They started cryin' on my shoes N' grabbin' my dick
N' sayin'....
'Why don't you give me a play
So we can brake it down the Long Beach way
N' if you give me that okay
I'll give you all my love today
Doggy, Doggy, Doggy, can't you see
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
N' I just love your jazzy ways
Doggy Dogg, your love is here to stay'
N' on N' on N' on she kept goin'
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, 'Cheer up!', so I gave her a hit
I said, 'You can't have me, I'm too young for you, bitch!'
She said, 'No you're not,' then she starts cryin'
I says 'I'm nineteen', she says, 'Stop lyin'!'
I says, 'I am, go ask my mother
N' with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover'
Yeah, uhh, tic toc you don't stop
N' to the, ah tic toc N' you don't quit
Yeah, tic toc N' ya don't stop, N' to the
ah tic toc N' ya don't quit, biaaatch!