Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good looking But she looks like a man Well, you should see her in drag dressed in a polythene bag Yes you should see Polythene Pam Yeh, yeh, yeh Get a dose of her in jackboot and kilt She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the news of the world Yes you could say she was attractively built Yeh, yeh, yeh