By Felix Bryant and Boudaloux Bryant
Parody lyrics added by George Harrison
OO-OO-OO-OO-OO-OO.
BYE BYE, LOVE,
BYE BYE, HAPPINESS.
HELLO, LONELINESS,
THINK I'M GONNA CRY.
BYE BYE, LOVE,
BYE, BYE, SWEET CARESS.
HELLO, EMPTINESS,
I KNOW I'M GONNA DIE,
GOODBYE, MY LOVE, BYE BYE.
THERE GOES OUR LADY WITH A "YOU KNOW WHO".
I HOPE SHE'S HAPPY, OLD "CLAPPER" TOO.
WE HAD GOOD RHYTHM (AND A LITTLE SLIDE)
THEN SHE STEPPED IN,
DID ME A FAVOUR, I THREW THEM BOTH OUT.
MM-MM-MM,
GOODBYE, HAPPINESS,
HELLO, LONELINESS,
I THINK I'M GONNA CRY,
BYE BYE, MY LOVE, BYE BYE.
MM-MM-MM,
BYE BYE, LOVE,
MM-MM-MM-MM,
IT'S GONNA BE A RAINING OUT DOORS.
MM-MM-MM,
HELLO, HAPPINESS,
MM-MM-MM,
GOODBYE, MY LOVE, GOODBYE.
NOW I'M INTO ROMANCE, MM-MM-MM,
I SHY AWAY FROM LOVE.
GOT TIRED OF LADIES, OO-OO-OO,
THAT PLOT AND SHOVE ME.
AND THAT'S THE REASON,
WE ALL CAN SEE SO CLEARLY,
THEY SEE THAT OUR LADY IS OUT ON A "SPREE".
BYE BYE, LOVE,
BYE BYE, HAPPINESS.
HELLO, LONELINESS,
THINK I'M GONNA, THINK I'M GONNA,
THINK I'M GONNA CRY.
BYE BYE, LOVE,
BYE BYE, HAPPINESS.
HELLO, EMPTINESS.
I THINK I'M GONNA CRY,
GOODBYE, MY LOVE, GOODBYE,
GOODBYE, MY LOVERS, GOODBYE.
GOODBYE, MY LOVE.