Best Friend Adam Sandler

clothes You're my best friend!

mr. bake Adam Sandler

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best

Mr. Bake-O Adam Sandler

I'm sit'n in my chair Watching my TV It's not even on But theres plenty for me to see I just lit, some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fuckin wasted It's the best shit i ever tasted

What The Hell Happened To Me? Adam Sandler

With my best friend Billy. Then Mom would make us cocoa if we got too chilly. But now I only get excited when I see a girl pee. What the hell happened to me?

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They're gonna be here soon Last time they were here You just sat in the bedroom Friday you went out with your fat friend Lou Fuck you!

The Beating of a High School Science Teacher Adam Sandler

[Lecturing] "Zinc is by far the best element." "I also like plutonium." "It's just fun to say." "Plutonium." [Sound of someonee walking towards him] "How's your plutonium?" "Good, thank you."

Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Adam Sandler

Well my friend is still a no-show And I'm getting' fucking pissed (Why?) ？？？？Cause I could've gone with Charlie In the side of his Harley Mama's on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!)

I'm so Wasted Adam Sandler

[Joe:] "It's the best." [M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high." [Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now." [M2:] "This is the best acid, man." [Joe:] "What are you seein, man?"

Whitey Adam Sandler

Their spicey Chicken is the best!

The Goat Adam Sandler

Well, I just couldn't believe it After all theses years I finally had a friend He trimmed my beard He scraped my hooves I prayed it would never end But when we got to his house There was no wife

the goat song Adam Sandler

Well, I just couldn't believe it After all theses years I finally had a friend He trimmed my beard He scraped my hooves I prayed it would never end But when we got to his house There was no wife

The Goat Song (Album Version) Adam Sandler

Well, I just couldn't believe it After all theses years I finally had a friend He trimmed my beard He scraped my hooves I prayed it would never end But when we got to his house There was no wife

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

Secret Adam Sandler

don't tell I've got a secret, don't tell It's my own secret I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell And I feel so special and so beautiful As I reach down and give my new friend

Toll Booth Willie Adam Sandler

I hear your the best with directions." Toll Booth Willie: "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?"

Inner Voice Adam Sandler

He's become my best friend, sticks with me to the end Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles again And he's always by my side, every minute, every hour Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm

The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler

quarter Jewish- not to shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is Tell your friend

the chanuka song Adam Sandler

not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend

Pibb Tries The Skateboarding Adam Sandler

Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend! Uh huh... I'm all set to give this skitchboard a whirl! Okay, we should really put a helmet on you first...

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

inside she's a marshmellow smore Can bake a cake as big as Jupitor Either or, Neithor nor She'll share it with your Labrador She can run faster than a blazing meteor Loves Winnie the Pooh and his friend

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

inside she's a marshmallow s'more Can bake a cake as big as Jupitor Either/or, neither/nor She'll share it with your Labrador She can run faster than a blazing meteor Loves Winnie the Pooh and his friend

Pickin' Daisies Adam Sandler

i'll be your friend") pickin' daisies ("you can always count on me") pickin' daisies ("i made you some iced tea") pickin' daisies.... ("you are, too, very handsome, just not in a traditional way"....

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

Lunchlady Said the garlic bread I said what did I do To make you all so mad They said you got flabby arms And your breath is bad Then the green beans said You better run and hide But then my friend

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

home at night 'Cause I never get invited To go drinking with the other guys And I sit in my chair, and I soak my foot As I eat a plate of cold french fries And my wife's out with her quote-unquote friend

ode to my car Adam Sandler

my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit) I can't see through the windshield 'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack And the interior smells real bad 'Cause my friend

The Lonesome Kicker (Album Version) Adam Sandler

home at night 'cause i never get invited To go drinking with the other guys And i sit in my chair, and i soak my foot As i eat a plate of cold french fries And my wife's out with her quote-unquote friend

She Comes Home To Me Adam Sandler

don't mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she's a highly paid whore She'll give head to a sheep She can stuff three cocks in her cheek But she comes home to me She'll do the groom and the best

Oh Mom... Adam Sandler

Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?" Mom: "NOOO!!" Dave: "Please?" Mom: "They're all gonna laugh at you!" Dave: "Mom, you're over reacting!"

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

Oh, that's my friend John. Hey John... sweet hat! Uh... thanks... what's goin on? You know... just chillin... can I suck your dick? What? No, no, no, no, he's okay, Gay Robot... That was funny...

The Mayor Of Pussytown Adam Sandler

binoculars with a fuckin super zoom naw i'm just playin i don't fuckin change in there the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt i did what i do best

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

Momma: "Everything embarasses you at this age, but I'll do my best. Don't worry." Guy: "Is it ok to come in?" Tracy: "Come on back here guy!" Momma: "Oh!" Tracy: "Thanks for coming over!"

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

Calling Home Adam Sandler

Bernie: Hello to you, my friend! Who dis? The question isn't who I am, the question is who are you? Um... What does that mean? It means you can't escape the truth! What are your plans?

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy...

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need...

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와 함께...

voodoo Adam Sandler

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake? You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover That's not bein...

moyda Adam Sandler

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you'...

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

dip doodle Adam Sandler

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dic...

the beating of a high school bus driver Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack...

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

[Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." M...

Forgetful Lucy Adam Sandler

La-woo-kee-low is the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn’t remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-ie I used to trick you int...

the beating of a high school janitor Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor...

the beating of a high school spanish teacher Adam Sandler

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay problema?" "Mi ca...

at a medium place Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and...

four years old Adam Sandler

Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you better move your ass...

Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call Adam Sandler

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"; Student: [Whispering] ";Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: ";Whut!?"; Student: [Whispering] ";You'r...

The Hypnotist Adam Sandler

Dr. Stewart: Hi, [I'm] Dr. Stewart. Gary Phelps: Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you I'm Gary Phelps. Dr. Stewart: My pleasure. Gary, have you ever been hypnotized before? Gary Phelps: No, I haven't...

the chanukah song part ii Adam Sandler

Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like th...