bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

Why don't you pick up after your done? I'm not your slave I'm not your mother I'm not your maid I mean I've got a life too So fuck you! Why can't you be nicer to my friend? They're gonna be here ...

zitty van zittles Adam Sandler

wouldn't do When we were in the sack She'd even pop the zit on my back But one night I was out cheating After I drank a few She caught me red handed And said we're through Now she's got a new boyfriend

Zittly Van Zittles Adam Sandler

we wouldn't do when we were in the sack she'd even pop a zit on my back one night i was out a-cheatin' after i'd had a few she caught me red handed and said "we're through" boo-hoo now she got a new boyfriend

The Peeper Adam Sandler

It's him, the boyfriend. They kiss. I'm fuming. Also hard. Hatin myself. Sniffing fingers. She moans. I moan He looks up, busted. Should not have moaned. He walks towards window. Muscular.

Hot Water Burn Baby Adam Sandler

[Ryan:] no [Father:] Well, because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick.

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

pie is made of Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunchlady Land Well I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad

four years old Adam Sandler

I want some juice And I want it now So you better move your ass And feel bad for me 'Cuz I'm just getting over a cold I'm four years old! I'm four years old! I'm four years old!

the chanukah song part ii Adam Sandler

Guess who gives and receives Loads of Chanukah toys The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too Put them together What a funky bad

The Chanukah Song Part II (Live) Adam Sandler

Klein Guess who gives and receives Loads of Chanukah toys The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too Put them together What a funky bad

Calling Home Adam Sandler

Not because you're a nerd, but say it gives you bad diareah(?) Okay, ma, sounds good... Yeah! I gotta get goin, there's an orientation party that's mandatory for freshmen to attend...

Buddy Adam Sandler

Dude" "Buddy" "Dude, check it out, a prison" "Oh Buddy, imagine being stuck in there" "I know Dude, that would suck" "Homey, my brother is in there" "Oh Buddy" "Sorry about that Dude" "Bummer Buddy" "Bad

Sid & Alex Adam Sandler

My bad... Does it get big if you touch it? No... Does it get hard if you touch it? Nooo... If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad?

Teenage Love on the Phone Adam Sandler

Richie: "Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!" [Richie slams down phone] Samantha: "What happened? Was he mad?"

ode to my car Adam Sandler

fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit) I can't see through the windshield 'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack And the interior smells real bad

The Adventures Of The Cow Adam Sandler

Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [Cow:] Moo [M2:] Hey watch it cow "And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

You're boyfriend Guy's car just pulled up." Tracy: "Ok mom. Please don't embarass me!" Momma: "Everything embarasses you at this age, but I'll do my best. Don't worry."

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

Gay Robot Adam Sandler

My bad! You got me! Hahaha... good times! Hahaahaha... So does he eat food like us... human people? Yeah, he can eat food... Ya want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot? Sounds great, John.

Toll Booth Willie Adam Sandler

Not a bad day, huh?" F1: "Well, I'm a little lost. Could you help me out? I hear your the best with directions." Toll Booth Willie: "Well I know my way around New England. I can tell ya that much.

The Goat Adam Sandler

piss His drink, Jimmy Bean His chaser, a bear After that, various alcohols That's when the beatings get so severe Asleep I pray he falls But don't feel sorry for me Things weren't always this bad

the goat song Adam Sandler

piss His drink, Jimmy Bean His chaser, a bear After that, various alcohols That's when the beatings get so severe Asleep I pray he falls But don't feel sorry for me Things weren't always this bad

The Goat Song (Album Version) Adam Sandler

piss His drink, Jimmy Bean His chaser, a beer After that, various alcohols That's when the beatings get so severe Asleep I pray he falls But don't feel sorry for me Things weren't always this bad

The Hypnotist Adam Sandler

I have no bad gas; it was all from outside or from from you yourself. And let's not forget the smoking thing that's why you're here. No smoking. Repeat after me: I am a smelly pig.

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy...

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

- "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need...

voodoo Adam Sandler

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake? You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover That's not bein...

moyda Adam Sandler

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you'...

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

dip doodle Adam Sandler

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dic...

the beating of a high school bus driver Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack...

Forgetful Lucy Adam Sandler

La-woo-kee-low is the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn’t remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-ie I used to trick you int...

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny ...

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

[Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" M1: "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." M...

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden fr...

the beating of a high school janitor Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor...

the beating of a high school spanish teacher Adam Sandler

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay problema?" "Mi ca...

at a medium place Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and...

Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call Adam Sandler

[Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] Mr Spindel: ";Hullo!"; Student: [Whispering] ";Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?"; [Chuckling] Mr Spindel: ";Whut!?"; Student: [Whispering] ";You'r...

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

Hangin' with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yellin' "I'm goin' to the corner store," Be back at quarter to four "Don't slam you pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from ...

Memory Lane Adam Sandler

M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda rem...

the chanuka song Adam Sandler

"Okay... This is a song that uhh.. There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah songs. So uhh.. I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to ...

The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Adam Sandler

Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, an...

corduroy blues Adam Sandler

When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained to weight...

Dancin` And Pantsin` Adam Sandler

When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a chance So afraid I wouldn't get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk 10 shots ...

food innuendo guy Adam Sandler

Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild ap...

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that...

mr. bake Adam Sandler

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shi...

my little chicken Adam Sandler

When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my...