A (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

A is for angry, which is what you are at me A is for adult, which is what I'll never be A is for applesauce, my favorite meal A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel; Like I'm the only man on earth

Unfinished (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I left a tip, but it was never a donation I took a trip, but it was never a vacation I took a seat, but I refuse to a number And so defeated, I proceeded unencumbered (CHORUS:) I'd say an ounce of

Celebrity (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Don't call me a zero I'm gonna be a hero Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys I'll be incorporated And I'll be imitated And overrated, but that doesn't bother me All the jaws will drop And all the

Jane (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends Jane doesn't think a

Intermittently (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

epoxy And now I'm kissing you by proxy Hope you don't mind Somewhere someone is dreaming of me Tries to love me, hope you don't mind I love you intermittently I love you intermittently She's a

For You (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I have set aside everything I love I have saved everything else for you I cannot decide what this doubt's made of Though I thought over it through and through In a book in a box high upon a shelf

Another Postcard (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Shopping (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

CHORUS: Well you know that it's going to be alright I think it's gonna be alright Everything will always be alright When we go shopping Well you know that it's going to be alright When we go shoppi...

Aluminum (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

How, in every visible way, you shine As if the stars in your wake align Almost impossible to malign But just below where you shine, you burn Although I know it, I never learn Just goes to show that...

Same Thing (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be Wearing someone else's shorts?

Second Best (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Everything's a lie We're all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let's attack I admit it's bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give it back Is it true?

Alternative Girlfriend (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Alternative Girlfriend You're in an all-girl band Your futon's second hand Your parents understand but you don't care I have a job in a shop I'm an undercover cop I make sure the customers aren't

Brian Wilson (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Brian Wilson Drove downtown in the rain Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane When I'm surrounded I just

Shoe Box (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

A key in the door, a step on the floor A note on the table, and a meal in the micro Note says "I'm in bed, please make sure that you're fed if you're taking a shower, you can borrow my bathrobe When

Upside Down (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I'm not surprised it's come to this Sooner or later there must be another's kiss Behind that kiss a promise of a life of bliss Yeah, great I won't be takin' the bait I'd rather drown And I will not

Jane (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Jane doesn't think a man could ever be faithful. Jane isn't giving me a chance to be shameful. Jane, Jane. I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday.

Next Time (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

you'll see that I'm your only friend CHORUS (x2) Comfort in community obliterated Given opportunity I hesitated Even my humility's humiliated CHORUS (x2) Next time, next time When you die they make a

Maybe Katie (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

youth is fading Doesn't mean that she's not worth dating CHORUS (x2) I don't know what the fuss is all about Just take it slow It's not like you can't live without her To and fro If you've got a

Just A Toy (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Just aToy Look at my mouth, a thin painted line Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine Forever, ever mine Form of a tree, shape of a child I wish I could cry, stuck in a permanent smile Forever

In The Drink (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

In the Drink Chorus: I'm in the drink for love And want to drink your love Swimmin' a swim in the suds I want to drink your blood Up like a rocket, down like the rain Back and forth like a choo-choo

Brian Wilson (Live) (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Brian Wilson (Page) Drove downtown in the rain Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane When I'm surrounded

Take It Outside (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Oh, I - I watch it all go down Closed eyes - pretend noone's around So I - I chose to play the clown Or blow by and never make a sound (CHORUS:) Any other guy would wanna take it outside But I'd

War On Drugs (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

She likes to sleep with the radio on So she can dream of her favorite song The one that no one has ever sung since she was small She'll never know that she made it up She had a soul and we ate it up

When I Fall (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I look in the boardroom; a modern pharaoh's tomb I'd gladly swap places, if they care to dive They're lined up at the window, peer down into limbo They're frightened of jumping, in case they survive

Call Me Calmly (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Chorus: And I've got this crazy feeling you've been trying to get to me When all you have to do is calmly Call me, call me, call me Basic service: sixty bucks I'll roll the dice, you try your luck A

Great Provider (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Great Provider You and I have been through this before I owe you my whole life, nothing more I never said that I liked you the most You're my father, I'm your son, who's the Holy Ghost? Where does ...

Stomach vs. Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I gained all this weight out of love, not hate I've got so much love to give (give me a break!) I'd love to sleep in late, but that dessert looks great.

Testing 1& 2& 3 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Maybe it would be fun To get a new opinion Get a little work done And forget Maybe it would be cool If I rocked it old school Try to break a gold rule And a sweat Better than the first time Better

Life& In A Nutshell (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Life, In aNutshell When she was three Her barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, There's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are

When I Fall (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I look in the boardroom; a modern pharaoh's tomb I'd gladly swap places, if they care to dive They're lined up at the window, peer down into limbo They're frightened of jumping, in case they survive

You Will Be Waiting (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You Will Be Waiting As we walk together through the autumn, nearing winter Through the dying leaves and trees we call our home and native land, You say you don't believe a thing I say, I say you don't

Break Your Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Break Your Heart The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not this time, not this time And the weakest thing I've ever done Was to stay right by your side Just like this time,...

The Old Apartment (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did you paint the walls?...

Break Your Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not this time, not this time And the weakest thing I've ever done Was to stay right by your side Just like this time, and every time I ...

Have You Seen My Love (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

your friend, Cause you're the only friend I've ever known All I need is our love, we agreed That the two of us wouldn't be alone In these faded old photographs, you can see how we smiled I became a

If I Had $1&000&000 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

This Is Where It Ends (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Hid my heart while you still gave yours Chorus She says she wants to live in a movie I say I want someone else to stand behind me And write it all down 'cause I can't be bothered doing it myself.

The Wrong Man Was Convicted (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Who doesn't want to change a thing, accepting it was fate?

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Break Your Heart The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not this time, not this time And the weakest thing I've ever done Was to stay right by your side Just like this time,...

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Break Your Heart The bravest thing I've ever done Was to run away and hide But not this time, not this time And the weakest thing I've ever done Was to stay right by your side Just like this ...

The Old Apartment (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

The Old Apartment (Page/Robertson) Broke into the old apartment This is where we used to live Broken glass, broke and hungry broken hearts and broken bones This is where we used to live Why did y...

Everything Old Is New Again (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

fears come true again Recycle reuse Resent and refuse Our parent's ideals and view She thinks the afterlife might just be where the action is With high schools built like prisons, she can't find a

I Live With It Every Day (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I Live With It Everyday On August first, nineteen-eight-one I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-blue eyes that I shot him between Nature

Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

bed Mother nature and mother earth Are two of three women who dictate what I'm worth I'm the farmer I work in the fields all day Don't mean to alarm her But I know it was meant to be this way You cried a

Am I The Only One? (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Am I The Only One? Am I the only one who gets to make you laugh, Laugh until you cry? Am I the only one who asks you to go, Go on without me? Am I the only one who loves when you leave Your hair do...

If I Had $1&000&000 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

"If i had a millioon dollars" if i had a million dollars *2 well, i'd buy you a house *2 if i had a million dollars *2

Jane (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends Jane doesn't think a

Another Postcard (Acoustic Version) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

These Apples (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

A friend brought me flowers, she said they were lilacs, But I've never been good with plants Her next presentation, a new dictionary She circled the word "romance" So enthusiastic, a little bit drastic

Second Best (Acoustic Version) Barenaked Ladies

Everything's a lie We're all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let's attack I admit it's bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give it back Is it true?