Life& In A Nutshell (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Life, In aNutshell When she was three Her barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, There's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are

Life, In A Nutshell (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

When she was three her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, there's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are happy, we both get fat and

Life, In A Nutshell Barenaked Ladies

When she was three her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, there's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are happy, we both get fat and

Upside Down (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I'm not surprised it's come to this Sooner or later there must be another's kiss Behind that kiss a promise of a life of bliss Yeah, great I won't be takin' the bait I'd rather drown And I will not

Intermittently (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

epoxy And now I'm kissing you by proxy Hope you don't mind Somewhere someone is dreaming of me Tries to love me, hope you don't mind I love you intermittently I love you intermittently She's a

Alternative Girlfriend (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Alternative Girlfriend You're in an all-girl band Your futon's second hand Your parents understand but you don't care I have a job in a shop I'm an undercover cop I make sure the customers aren't

Jane (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends Jane doesn't think a

Celebrity (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Don't call me a zero I'm gonna be a hero Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys I'll be incorporated And I'll be imitated And overrated, but that doesn't bother me All the jaws will drop And all the

A (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

and I've forgotten what that's worth A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk A M & Azing like Thelonius Monk A is for argument, A is for apparent A is for antagonism that's not even there and It's just

Maybe Katie (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

What's the use in hesitating? Can't you see that Katie's waiting?

Unfinished (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I left a tip, but it was never a donation I took a trip, but it was never a vacation I took a seat, but I refuse to a number And so defeated, I proceeded unencumbered (CHORUS:) I'd say an ounce of

Life, in a nut shell Barenaked Ladies

When she was three her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, there's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are happy, we both get

Another Postcard (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps are swinging from a vine Some chimps in jackboots, some chimps that wish they could be mine.

Brian Wilson (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Brian Wilson Drove downtown in the rain Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane When I'm surrounded I just

Jane (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Jane doesn't think a man could ever be faithful. Jane isn't giving me a chance to be shameful. Jane, Jane. I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday.

For You (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I have set aside everything I love I have saved everything else for you I cannot decide what this doubt's made of Though I thought over it through and through In a book in a box high upon a shelf

Same Thing (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

What does it mean to wake out of a dream and be Wearing someone else's shorts?

Shoe Box (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

A key in the door, a step on the floor A note on the table, and a meal in the micro Note says "I'm in bed, please make sure that you're fed if you're taking a shower, you can borrow my bathrobe When

Aluminum (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

How, in every visible way, you shine As if the stars in your wake align Almost impossible to malign But just below where you shine, you burn Although I know it, I never learn Just goes to show that

Great Provider (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Great Provider You and I have been through this before I owe you my whole life, nothing more I never said that I liked you the most You're my father, I'm your son, who's the Holy Ghost?

Next Time (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

CHORUS (x2): You can always get it right next time, next time You can always get it right next time You can count on me to mess it up You can count on me to let you down again And in time you'll see

In The Drink (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

In the Drink Chorus: I'm in the drink for love And want to drink your love Swimmin' a swim in the suds I want to drink your blood Up like a rocket, down like the rain Back and forth like a choo-choo

Brian Wilson (Live) (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Brian Wilson (Page) Drove downtown in the rain Nine-thirty on a Tuesday night, Just to check out the late-night record shop Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane When I'm surrounded

Just A Toy (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Just aToy Look at my mouth, a thin painted line Look at my limbs, bent up and bundled in twine Forever, ever mine Form of a tree, shape of a child I wish I could cry, stuck in a permanent smile Forever

When I Fall (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

When I Fall I look straight in the window, try not to look below Pretend I'm not up here, try counting sheep But the sheep seem to shower off this office tower Nine-point-eight straight down I can't

Shopping (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

CHORUS: Well you know that it's going to be alright I think it's gonna be alright Everything will always be alright When we go shopping Well you know that it's going to be alright When we go shoppi...

Second Best (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Everything's a lie We're all gonna die Before we say goodbye, let's attack I admit it's bleak But I give it a week Until our friends the meek give it back Is it true?

War On Drugs (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

She likes to sleep with the radio on So she can dream of her favorite song The one that no one has ever sung since she was small She'll never know that she made it up She had a soul and we ate it up

Call Me Calmly (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Chorus: And I've got this crazy feeling you've been trying to get to me When all you have to do is calmly Call me, call me, call me Basic service: sixty bucks I'll roll the dice, you try your luck A

Take It Outside (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Oh, I - I watch it all go down Closed eyes - pretend noone's around So I - I chose to play the clown Or blow by and never make a sound (CHORUS:) Any other guy would wanna take it outside But I'd

Stomach vs. Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Heart In through my veins, without brains, I involuntarily take what I need, then I bleed and it comes right back to me. But guts only eat and sometimes they repeat on you.

Everything Old Is New Again (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Everything Old Is New Again Learn to lose, it's easier that way We've paid our dues, but we can't make life pay All across the world, people going mad in their mother's cars, the kids are feeling sad

Testing 1& 2& 3 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Maybe it would be fun To get a new opinion Get a little work done And forget Maybe it would be cool If I rocked it old school Try to break a gold rule And a sweat Better than the first time Better

I Live With It Every Day (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I Live With It Everyday On August first, nineteen-eight-one I cycled to Scott's house with a BB gun We were almost twelve, but we looked thirteen He had baby-blue eyes that I shot him between Nature

When I Fall (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

When I Fall I look straight in the window, try not to look below Pretend I'm not up here, try counting sheep But the sheep seem to shower off this office tower Nine-point-eight straight down I can't

Have You Seen My Love (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

All that I want is to be your friend, Cause you're the only friend I've ever known All I need is our love, we agreed That the two of us wouldn't be alone In these faded old photographs, you can see

The Old Apartment (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door? This is where we used to live Why did you keep the mousetrap? Why did you keep the dishrack?

Break Your Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Like my minds somewhere else, That's because it's true, yes it's true it's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in

Break Your Heart (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Like my minds somewhere else, That's because it's true, yes it's true it's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in

This Is Where It Ends (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

I have faith in medication I believe in the Prozac Nation You play doctor, but I've lost patience Chorus: But this is where it ends This is where it ends Call the police and call the press But please

If I Had $1&000&000 (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I’d buy you a house (I would buy you a house) If I had $1000000 (if I had $1000000) I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

You Will Be Waiting (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

You Will Be Waiting As we walk together through the autumn, nearing winter Through the dying leaves and trees we call our home and native land, You say you don't believe a thing I say, I say you don't

Straw Hat And Old Dirty Hank (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

tend the wheat field that makes your bread I bind the sweet veal, pluck the hens that make your bed Mother nature and mother earth Are two of three women who dictate what I'm worth I'm the farmer I work in

The Wrong Man Was Convicted (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Who's in his cups? Which one of us recovering? Who likes to look at pictures and cries, but way too late? Who doesn't want to change a thing, accepting it was fate?

The Old Apartment (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door? This is where we used to live Why did you keep the mousetrap? Why did you keep the dishrack?

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Like my minds somewhere else, That's because it's true, yes it's true it's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in

Break Your Heart (Live Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

my minds somewhere else, That's because it's true, yes it's true it's this stupid pride that makes me feel Like I have to follow through Even half-assedly, loving you Why must I always speak in

Am I The Only One? (Album Version) Barenaked Ladies

Am I the only one who loves when you leave Your hair down in front of your eyes? Chorus: And who do you think I am? And who do you think I'll be? without You?

Jane (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh She thought that I was making fun of her She made me feel I was fourteen again That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends Jane doesn't think a

What A Good Boy (Live Version) Barenaked Ladies

When I was born they looked at me and said What a good boy, what a smart boy, what a strong boy And when you were born they looked at you and said What a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl