Big Scary Place Dead Milkmen

All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In this big scary place The days

Big Lizard Dead Milkmen

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well that's pretty neat Yeah it's

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Gather round me everybody Let me tell you who I am 'Cause I'm a big time operator And they call me High Hat Sam I'm a big time operator Operating through the land Got a thousand pretty ladies

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

tundra A little bit of Shaft goes real far Travel around and see the tundra Dig for dinner in the cold, damp sand Travel around and see the tundra See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland He was big

Lucky Dead Milkmen

You may not be so lucky You may not be so lucky You may not be so lucky Little Debbie drunk on wine Says she's had a very good time Thinks she's had the time of her life Prom date sharpens a big

BIT 1 Dead Milkmen

Hey there's a big airplane going going by! Get it! Go, go! Leave it! Get it on the track! Get it! Get it! Catch it! I got it!

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive

Big Deal The Dead Milkmen

Life sucks, then you die And your soul gets sucked into the sky Birds sing, I wonder why You eat a bowl of cereal and sigh You're late for your class You're walkin' the halls without a pass Big

Big Lizard The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot Like LA If you're bad You'll go to hell And jellyfish will sting you And your body will swell Jellyfish heaven Is a big

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

it slithered it's way out to old Irvine And ate a couple of hippies and they tasted just fine Now it's got a sweet tooth for long hair So Bob and Greg and Grant you should beware Followin the Dead

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's have sex without birth control Sell our offspring to some dirty old man Let's play Big

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

like a side of beef We've got plans for other wankers Who might come through our town You know we're going to rid the world Of those Top-40 clowns Then we're going to buy some bombs Just like the big

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

It's big and it's green It's the healthiest fern that I've ever seen

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

And Effie-Sue - she don't look so much like a little girl, as she looks like a ... a big pile of fungus. Earl blames this, too, on the fact that St.

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

a law Or atleast form a committee I'm gonna shoot the stereo If they don't start playing my kind of music We're going to a bad party And I can hardly wait We're going to a bad party I need a place

Big Lizard (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

Girl With The Strong Arm The Dead Milkmen

festival Kneeling down to think about the future Racing you would be quite dull After many years of exodus The hatchery fish run in rich rivers I'm afraid the memories regarding Nixon Are a little scary

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died When we get to Graceland We'll have to ride a bus We'd better watch our language Or the guards'll beat us up We'll get to make some cheap jokes And

Stuart Dead Milkmen

Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.

Lucky (Live) The Dead Milkmen

You may not be so lucky You may not be so lucky You may not be so lucky Little Debbie drunk on wine Says she's havin' a very good time She thinks she's havin' the time of her life Prom date sharpens a big

Lucky The Dead Milkmen

You may not be so lucky You may not be so lucky You may not be so lucky Little Debbie drunk on wine Says she's havin' a very good time She thinks she's havin' the time of her life Prom date sharpens a big

Air Crash Museum The Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle And to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies Just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner Had dropped from out of the sky Well, I was so darn happy that I couldn't

Takin' Retards to the Zoo The Dead Milkmen

to the zoo Load 'em on a bus just for laughs Down a winding road stepping on the gas Down a winding road just daydreaming Down a winding road with the retards screaming [Chorus] One of them blowing a big

Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes, and How! Dead Milkmen

We've got to get together And we've got to save the snails Let's board the purple space ships Before they set sail I want a Yes reunion And you know I want one now No more Anderson, Walkman, Butth...

Moron Dead Milkmen

Hangin out in the commode Listening to Depeche Mode You look like some kind of toad Why are you a moron? Got a skateboard "Gnarly rad" With money from your mom and dad Take a batch cause you smel...

In Praise of Sha Na Na Dead Milkmen

Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Sha Na Na Na Na Sha Na Na were the kings of Woodstock You know it's true deep in your heart Greasy guys in gold lamae If only Hendrix ha...

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

always got what you wanted Right from the start Now finish the job Take me apart The people at the college They laughed and shook their heads They remember us living But they'd love to see us dead

Howard Beware Dead Milkmen

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard beware Howard Ho...

Junkie Dead Milkmen

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say? Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up Shoot up or shut up If his girl d...

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Cheese is the one thing that's indestructible How much is your Blue Cross deductible? Open your eyes to a wicked surprise You'll lose your mind if you just step inside They say even Bambi was cor...

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

Gave to the gorilla girl Gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl Unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine Great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro a...

If You Love Somebody Set Them on Fire Dead Milkmen

You know that it would be untrue You know that I would be a liar If I were to say to you I didn't set your house on fire But it's just the way I am You'll have to take it for a fact Life can reall...

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I should...

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat lady ...

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

Oh come on baby take a drink Never mind that it's a spit sink A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Took a drink Thought I was gonna die Somebody told me The water was formalde...

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

He doesn't close his mouth when he chews his food Oh, please, dear God, strike him dead Aim a lightning bolt at his head Oh, please, Reverend Sun Yung Moon, Send someone to kill him soon Oh, Mohammed

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

Hey you kids! Cut that crap out! Hey come back here! I know who your parents are! You wouldn't do this if Nixon was in the white house! Come on! I'm the walrus, dammit! A young Watoosi watches '...

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

Paul told us all he was gonna have a baby But Jeannie said "Paul can't do that" So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get b...

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

Please let me tell you, They own our homes, they own our banks We take out loans to buy them tanks They own our children, they own our pets The owned Elvis and Bernard Goetz They own our rugs and ...

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around Nothi...

Beach Party Vietnam Dead Milkmen

It's a beach party Vietnam Surfin with the Viet Cong Cookin hot dogs With napalm A beach party Vietnam Franky and Annette were layin in the sand When Franky got a letter from his Uncle Sam Said "...

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are the words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat Ah...

I Hate You, I Love You Dead Milkmen

What am I gonna do When I get next to you Wanna hold you close to me But you bring me misery I hate you but I love you I hate you but I love you Let's go to see a show Where to, well I don't kno...

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach You know we practice what we preach We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys Trashed on beers Or a stoned bunch of hippies With no careers I wanna drink...

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

Mom and Dad don't like me They say I'm mean and rude They've tried to make me a good little boy By sticking downers in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up wo...

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Be...