Happy Is Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some

Happy Is The Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy Ya' know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy 'till I annihilate you Like some worm

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

I'm so happy I just can't wait!

Swordfish Dead Milkmen

Some people believe in astrology Others believe in technology Some people believe in all those -ologies But I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in

Like To Be Alone The Dead Milkmen

right through the phone And I don't want to be alone Sometimes I need to get away (x2) But when I read your card I found it very hard Not to be with you today Sometimes I need to get away God is

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

shit, life is shit The world is shit, the world is shit This is life as I know it This is life as I know it And in the sky I saw Richard Nixon Smoking a lacey with Mr.

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Let's play Big Black at 3 AM And tell the neighbors they can all get fucked Commin' over the first hill I felt my body jerk The attendant did not strap me in I'm sure that I am gonna die This is

Tiny Town Dead Milkmen

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene pool's

At the Moment Dead Milkmen

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one At the moment You made up your mind Buildings

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

Junkie Dead Milkmen

My best friend is a junkie He shoots up all day Sometimes he even shits himself What else can I say?

Nitro Burning Funny Cars Dead Milkmen

Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump Test our love let's press our luck Let's get sick and have our stomachs pumped Let's go dancing in a dioxin dump This world is full of people who Spend their

Filet of Sole Dead Milkmen

Filet of sole baby Is my favorite dish Filet of sole baby When the dish is fish Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now your cooking baby Got an appetite Said your cooking

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Cheese is the one thing that's indestructible How much is your Blue Cross deductible?

Born to Love Volcanoes Dead Milkmen

Born to love volcanoes Seen em on PBS Born to love volcanoes My apartment is a mess Somewhere under that pile of clothes Lies a whole $10 bill Telephones are ringing In a land called PBS Fat

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ

Watching Scotty Die Dead Milkmen

I've got a kid His name is Scott He's going blind And his blood just will not clot The doctors line in rows To stick tubes up Scotty's nose There is a field Where Scotty used to play Until

Methodist Coloring Book Dead Milkmen

lightning He'll atleast make you go blind Good people get sent to the attic Bad people will roast in the cellar But there's a special kind of Hell For those who just won't learn to color God is

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

One of her hobbies is lowering children into open man-holes.

Rastabilly Dead Milkmen

My baby drives a truck My baby sure is good luck My baby has a pet duck And my baby is a heck of a ... friend Yeah That's right Somebody kicked my dog Mavis And I'm gonna find out just who the

Beach Song Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so zany I don't wanna be on the beach No!

Spit Sink Dead Milkmen

off your clothes Don't be lonely The sign above Says "for Negroes only" A spit sink A spit sink It's nothing but a spit sink Jam Went to the doctor Thought I was gonna sick Said "Boy, This is

Fifty Things Dead Milkmen

So Paul got mad and left in a hurry Now Jeannie's sure he forgot his hat I've got fifty things to do But I'll get back to you Somebody left a body in the basement No I'm not sure as to who it is

Nutrition Dead Milkmen

Now my life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fucking backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit cards I've got nowhere to go

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep

The Fez Dead Milkmen

so naturally occurring elements Then they've got 10 or 11 of these non-naturally occurring man-made elements And they give em names like Einsteinium, Californium and Nobellium And what I wanna know is

Dollar Signs in Her Eyes Dead Milkmen

She's crashing her car in an intersection She did not see the light She's walking round and round in a shopping mall As if she had no sight Dreams are only clouds That form and dissipate The sky is

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

past my door Don't want to read them anymore You took me to another world Where time ceases to hold sway And computers contain the missing key To life's most sacred mystery The secret of life is

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

Speak to them so politely Travel around and meet all the people Work up the nerve to shake their hands Travel around and meet all the people See how it feels to be Shaft in Greenland The world is

Plum Dumb Dead Milkmen

Let's drive more slow" Moisture drips from her edible lips As he looks into her eyes He is quick to realize That he'd better pull over Before he gets to Dover Cause if he really wants her Now the

Ringo Buys a Rifle Dead Milkmen

When Ringo buys a rifle Buildings come crashing down Lost things will be found Life'll be so much better When Ringo buys a rifle Tried to keep his head level Was possessed by the devil Church is

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

some extra dip A case of RC Cola And a couple of leather whips Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Sunday is

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

Here he comes, he's coming down the street With his drunken wife and his kids that he beats He's gonna tell you that life is hard And then he'll dump his trash in your back yard You'll here lots

Lucky Dead Milkmen

Little Debbie drunk on wine Says she's had a very good time Thinks she's had the time of her life Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen The night is

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

And her fabulous zoo-keeper father My love looks like an ape My folks say she's wrong for me This girl is a mistake Whenever I date gorilla girl They whack me with a rake Took her out to a picnic

Tacoland Dead Milkmen

There's a place In San Anton Where I can go Tacoland It's a panacea Tacoland Their always glad to see ya You'll understand When you go On Down to Tacoland When I feel My world is lost

Bleach Boys Dead Milkmen

bleach No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk I wanna die with Clorox within reach I'm very proud of the respect I've earned And my voice is

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

A worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for maggots, and Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state. Three feet long. Of course, now Earl pleads this might be due to the fact that St.

Howard Beware Dead Milkmen

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard beware Howard

Six Days Dead Milkmen

here We'll steal a car Hijack a plane I've been to Denver 8 miles high I didn't like it And you know why Deep down in New Orleans We met with guns Those people got a weird idea Of what is

V.F.W. Dead Milkmen

fucked up world Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Girls don't really like me That's why I hate myself Maybe it's cause of the way I look Maybe it's something else My room is

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

until I lost my miiiiind I was head writer for Alan Brady Maybe you've seen his show It's not very funny and it makes my ears bleed This week's guest star isn't Danny Thomas Our special guest star is

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't know I know a woman who can see all around the world I know a woman who can see all around the world The world is

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

it slithered it's way out to old Irvine And ate a couple of hippies and they tasted just fine Now it's got a sweet tooth for long hair So Bob and Greg and Grant you should beware Followin the Dead

Do the Brown Nose Dead Milkmen

My name is Lester Shy, and these fine gentlemen all around me - why they're The Shyphonics. And we hail PROUDLY from Fargo, North Dakota.

Big Scary Place Dead Milkmen

In this big scary place Big scary place There's too much space There's not enough space In this big scary place Everywhere you go Everything you do Everything you know Everything you knew Is

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

we'll take the host hostage Ooh what a clever play on words We're going to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been God I really hat this music I can't stand Gene Loves Jezebel If there is

The Pit Dead Milkmen

In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and goo But that's ok 'cause my woman is