Casserole of life Guttermouth

Im Gonna bake today Try a new recipe Throw out a new apron Move over bacon here comes something meatier The versatile diversity of casserole is similar to living life The ingredients are things

That's Life Guttermouth

you fine I'm doing well Looks like your wife threw in the towel I'd rather walk the gang plank If I must be frank I banked on my own ideas Your ship came in but then it sank I get around ideas That's life

Flacidism Guttermouth

Got no life, got no ambition I've got autism Where I'll be in ten years Nobody knows and nobody cares I've seen the sign "Don't feed the bears" I'm waging war from an easy chair Got no life, got no ambition

Secure Horizons Guttermouth

Yeah, I know, I pissed away alot of dough What a waste of time I spend every dime Future, arrestin' in the good times Not plannin' for a sound financial You gotta learn to diversify Livin life on the West

OATS Guttermouth

Welcome to my breakfast table this is what you'll find A different kind of breakfast food that leaves the real ones far behind What's the fucking deal, all these brand names all around They

CARP Guttermouth

Time: it's always there but not on my side Time: it ticks and ticks as my life passes Time: it's time to go to work and go to school I see a fucking problem here Get up get dressed my friends

Looking Out For #1 Guttermouth

never think twice Some people say no to a fork in the road A wench might make you happy But only half the time Be takin no wife With heartache pain and strife I would roam around the world Or filling my life

Asshole Guttermouth

you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck white power, the KKK A-S-S-H-O-L-E

She's Got The Look Guttermouth

Steve She likes a beer, I like a shot Her parents think I'm selling pot She likes the boys in the band She rollerblades down the strand When I pinch her butt in public she complains The best years of my life

HYPOCRITE Guttermouth

See you at church and I see you at school Say that you live by the golden rule But, look again, it's all a lie You're a hypocrite, and I don't know why You're a hypocrite and I don't know

A Day at the office Guttermouth

Broke out the ladder gonna patch some holes up on the roof I slipped and fell and landed on the ground no one was around When will I be found I'm sure not glad it happened But I'm happy as can be That

Surfs Up Asshole Guttermouth

bus might be smart you read it in some surf fagazine so you all end up in hb surfs up asshole x3 men in tight suits surfs up asshole x3 sure look cute the wax, the chicks ive seen blue crush gonna fuck that

Wasted Lives Guttermouth

will have mongoloid heads wasted lives chino bred karin/kevin and his sister are newlyweds wasted (x2) wasted lives (x4) wasted lives more shock therapy don's crooked eye is terrifying me wasted lives L-S-D

What Then Guttermouth

Underage, in a foreign land Come to think of it, it was Japan Pickin' pockets, fillin' mine with yen Discovering machines that vend I'd like to leave, not 'til I find Machines that serve both beer and

Vacation Guttermouth

I never wanted to be in charge I was always told if I worked real hard I never really wanted to have a big car I'd always be a sucker And my life would pass me Take a minute to stop and listen Not everything

Gods Kingdom Guttermouth

40 foot long bus This can't be happening to me I think It just a dream Halfway there I saw the glare this place is fuckin heaven I believe, believe in God Before I found Las Vegas I'd say burn that

WHERE WAS I? Guttermouth

Well, country's in the red Soon we'll be dead No life, not even a flower Cause atomic power Scares the shit out of you There's nothing you can do Undecided men Bout a war you can't

Gar-bage, a perfect exampleof uninteresting poetry Guttermouth

Real life was never like this The door opened as I fell trough Minds of man like piss Learning is a thing of the past The door has opened and closed I'm locked inside this out side world Why

Derek Guttermouth

Can't you see That I'm not straight edge You can tell By the look in my eye I hear that shit you preach It's so far out of reach You meaningless X's Don't cry It's done man Yes, it's done

The Next Faux Mohican Guttermouth

now that alterna-rocks officially dead and all the white kids dress just like emenem i member michael on his victory tour back then he was black but now im not... sure punk rock was cool yea i remember

Marks Ark Guttermouth

and fumigate Cows with a I.Q. of .08 Rats ready to spread the plague Rabbits pour shampoo in their eyes Blind better theirs instead of mine Lunch a carrot sandwich sure sounds great Live my life

My Neighbor's Baby Guttermouth

i came home real late one friday night i thought i was going to die my head was still pounding from the night before we took some fry just before i laid down to go to sleep i heard that noise that little

Whats the Big Deal? Guttermouth

its a 3 day weekend im loading up my truck got tons of beer might shoot a deer blow the shit out of a duck steve's got a crossbow jamie a shotgun anything that fuckin moves ready

Lock Down Guttermouth

No matter how I try and try The dirt land on my head The push and shove of daily life The stupid thing I've said Have left me wishing I was dead and gone A silent party in my name a way to right

I saw the light Guttermouth

Sometimes I find I can't do the things to keep you Out of my mind I need a drug To help me forget you You can't deny this from me My pride I finally realized that you don't want me I saw the

Lemon Water Guttermouth

(chorus) What in the hell is wrong with people The deranged should be caged What is wrong with people That it couldn't be me Where their road ends It must be them can't you see Is fill it up with alcohol

JACK LA LANNE Guttermouth

Blame it on La Lanne When something goes wrong That sweatsuited scapegoat For the exercising bomb Put the blame on Jack La Lanne He's our man My lawn turned yellow My goldfish died

Use you mind Guttermouth

Don't tell me that there is nothing wrong It's right in front of you. If you just open your eyes You'll find necessity to change you don't have to be afraid but...

Room for Improvement Guttermouth

Something other than a worthless mockery And when I look back I say never again But I seem to end up screwing myself more and more I just can't get it right, get it right I've been told before That

Black Enforcers Guttermouth

if you don't know the handshake got got got no pity on you 9 times against the wall raise your palm and swipe black enforcers everybody knows its 9 times we enforce with artillery force we will know that

My Town Guttermouth

My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time in a fabricated land There lived a town that was custom

P.C. Guttermouth

So some guy walks up and he says, "Man, Get your dog's ass out of that other dog's nose!" So, I replied, "How dare you call them dogs! They're Siberian-American huskies.

End on 9 Guttermouth

Sometimes I let things get me down People tell me that I've got no future Not this time, I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna screw them all and beat the system distinguish myself From the rest

Gusto Guttermouth

It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back No not because I'm supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because I'm supposed to Yeah I'm going for the gusto Most folks sit and watch tv And think that

Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Guttermouth

he's so tall he's so slim with that shit-eating grin how can i trust him hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat why should i vote for him it sucks big bucks americas conditioned with pride they hide their

Happy Loving Couples Guttermouth

friend He's got another girl Says she's just about the best thing In the whole damn world And he says can't you see what the little lady's done for me Says it like he thinks I'm blind But the things that

UNDER MY SKIN Guttermouth

there is no end You're a bad bad drug Like the one you're hooked on Trying to addict me but something's' gone wrong You're under my skin like needles and pins You're a pea brained monkey that

TOILET Guttermouth

Pizza dinner I went out 20 beers scream and shout Now the moment of truth comes in I'll fill that dog from the other end I hope that someday I will find A giant toilet of this kind It's

Trinket trading, tick tooting,toothless, tired Guttermouth

hours on a corner trying to hitch a ride Your girlfriend is filthy and stoned out of her mind She hasn't had a shower since 1969 You can't even read you can't even spell Begging and loafingis all that

NRAA Guttermouth

(chorus) oh i wanna fight yea fight fight fight fight fight for my constitutional right to party and bear arms yea some wars are not worth the fight but that was 30 years before the beasties told me now

Scholarship In Punk Guttermouth

scholastically involved Fill the girls with alcohol Be more like me and youll run the company To get a job was your intent But it seems irreverent When youre fifteen years Who the hell really cares All that

Shave The Planet Guttermouth

don't give a shit about the earth And all I want to do is rip you off And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin' Because we're Americans The Catholics mouth more than just each other It's written that

Camp Fire Girl #62 Guttermouth

She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid that she drive a car And of course she will protest

GAS OUT Guttermouth

go to the store, but a pack there's 12 tortillas neatly stacked next thing you know, grab some beans Stuff that shit right down your jeans We run, we hide Your diet's refried Gas out

Chaps My Hide Guttermouth

Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts The chaffing in my dairy air Bull leg strut, monkey butt Bull leg strut, monkey butt You know what chaps my hide Riding bikes when it's hot outside Isn't that

My Chemical Imbalance Guttermouth

Ah, there's gonna be a killing A killing, killing, killing Drugs are not for healing That guy just ate meat, a-wow!

JUST A FUCK Guttermouth

so lame Red hot bods They're all the same Nothing in between the ears Just lots of space Six cans of beer to fuck See you later Thanks again Maybe we can just be friends All that

OLD GLORY Guttermouth

and stay a year You'll be glad for what you've got Or go to the mid-east and get shot American flag, makes me proud Fucking commies I'll yell it loud Try and take away the freedom that

Under the sea Guttermouth

under the sea sea sea I think it would be neat as it could be be be I could visit all the fish anytime I wish If I lived under the sea I could harpoon a whale put its blubber up for sale Gee that

Guadalahabra (The La Habra Spirit) Guttermouth

the town that i grew up in la habras what its called i knew a guy named sluggo webol head rolo guy crook and ron the west side was the one side full of pride suba and cocaine he will be beatin on a brat