Show Me A Woman Joe Diffie

Show me a woman who left her man And I'll show you a man with a drink in his hand Doing all they can to survive And I'll show you a man, you better not let him drive Show him the way to an old jukebox

I'm The Only Thing I'll Hold Against You Joe Diffie

Yesterday, you walked away and left me Today you say, you're sorry that we're through Our love will work, we'll heal the hurt So help me Laying blame is the last thing I would do I'm the only thing

Good News, Bad News Joe Diffie

I wake up In every coffee cup I see your face Turn on the tube The Anchor woman on the news sounds like you I've been livin' in a livin' Hell since you walked out All day long I've been waitin' on the

I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That Joe Diffie

the shrinking dollar And cry about a luxury tax They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht I'd like to have a problem like that Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that Should I

Just A Regular Joe (Album Version) Joe Diffie

Well dreams come true, Lord I know they do And I can feel it down in my soul You better make a little room at the top for a regular Joe.

If I Had Any Pride Left At All Joe Diffie

And I don't have to show riches to pull up pull off with some bad bitches And it ain't about chivalry It's about dope lyrics and delivery It's about my persona ain't nothing like a man that can do what

Are We Even Yet Joe Diffie

That's one for me, and one for you Add it up and we're just two fools And on, and on, and on, and on, it goes You hurt me, and I hurt you woman Like two kids we're keepin' score Am I one, two or three

Tears In The Rain Joe Diffie

It was raining harder in Houston When I ran into her I searched for conversation But I was lost for words Then a cloud of tear-filled memories Came crashing down on me If it hadn't been for the pouring

Startin' Over Blues (Album Version) Joe Diffie

I put my beer down somewhere I'll find it if I can One thing that woman couldn't handle Is an absent minded man Now I'm sittin' here wonderin' Where she is When I'm the one that's lost ?...

Back To The Cave Joe Diffie

The whole thing started at the dawn of man He was sitting on a rock with a club in his hand The very first time he laid eyes on her She was dressed to kill in a saber-tooth fur The hadn't invented any

From Here On Out Joe Diffie

I could show you where I stood today. Had my doubts, packed my clothes, I was on my way. Right here, on this spot, was as far as I got. I couldn't make it, from here on out.

Pickup Man Joe Diffie

pay me with a kiss and I began to understand There's something women like about a pickup man When I turned sixteen I saved a few hundred bucks My first car was a pickup truck I was cruisin' the town and

1994 Various Artists

your friends That your new favorite color is John Deere green Hop in this truck aka Time Machine 1994, Joe Diffie comin' out my radio I'm just a country boy with a farmer's tan So help me girl I'll be

This Is Your Brain Joe Diffie

winks and smiles And your heart starts overloading And you're crazy over For everything she does You ain't insane This is your brain on love This is your brain Buddy you can handle this Gotta just get a

C-O-U-N-T-R-Y Joe Diffie

I ain't never hauled hay in the trunk of my car, But I drunk a little shine from a mason jar.

Texas Size Heartache Joe Diffie

A little Miss Dynamite just blew my world away. It was a pitiful sight, me begging her to stay. I never had a hunch, so how was I to know That she packed a punch that knocked my heart out cold?

You Made Me What I Am (Album Version) Joe Diffie

ball Know when to duck and when to swing" I guess you knew those rules you taught me then I'd carry with me to this day You made me what I am You turned this little boy into a man I count myself

New Way (To Light Up An Old Flame) Joe Diffie

I'm gonna find me a new way to light up an old flame With a little bit of luck and a hug there's gonna be a big change I've got a strong desire to start the kind of fire That'll burn through a pouring

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) Joe Diffie

you fill my last request Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I want to go to heaven but I don't want to go tonight Fill my boots up with sand put a stiff drink in my hand Prop me up beside the

Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox (If I Die) (Album Version) Joe Diffie

you fill my last request Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die Lord I want to go to heaven but I don't want to go tonight Fill my boots up with sand put a stiff drink in my hand Prop me up beside the

Home Joe Diffie

Home was a swimming hole And a fishing pole And the feel of a muddy road Between my toes. Home was a back porch swing Where I would sit And mama'd sing 'Amazing Grace' While she hung out the clothes.

Something I Do for Me Joe Diffie

there's a few things I do When I'm all by myself That nobody knows It's just somethin' I do for me Sometimes when I can't sleep I get in my car and drive down your street It's just somethin' I do for me

Somewhere Under The Rainbow Joe Diffie

Somewhere under the rainbow Just watching the late show Living on love Dancing slow to the radio Just holding on Somewhere under the rainbow.

What A Way To Go Joe Diffie

Everybody said you'd break my heart Well they're right, your love's killing me Dying feels so good so far I won't fight I'll go willingly But what a way to go girl If I should die in your arms tonight

My Give A Damn's Busted Joe Diffie

I'd like to give it one more try But my give a damn's busted. You can crawl back home Say you were wrong, Stand out in the yard And cry all night long. Go ahead and water the lawn.

I Can Walk The Line (If It Ain't Too Straight) Joe Diffie

You knew when you first met me I was a good time kind of guy You wanted me to change my ways I told you that I'd try Well I've gone from wild and crazy To takin' out the trash Girl it's time to compromise

In My Own Backyard Joe Diffie

I thought that life was runnin' off Leavin' me behind So like a fool I jumped the fence Just to see what I could find But love kept disappearing like Children chasing fire flies in the dark And to think

And That Was The Easy Part Joe Diffie

I could barely breathe when you told me goodbye Thought my knees would go as you walked down the drive It was I could do to hold back the tears I whispered "I love you" guess you didn't hear As I watched

You Can't Go Home Joe Diffie

My name ain't someone they would know But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this little frame house So I saved up some money and put a payment down Right over there in that front

She Loves Me Joe Diffie

She's more than I could ever ask for More than I deserve Why am I the lucky one Who means the world to her She's the best of everything Sometimes I think it's all a dream She loves me It's like my heart

Good Brown Gravy Joe Diffie

I can't get rich; I can't make a living, But I sure do something for the neighborhood women.

Houston, We Have A Problem Joe Diffie

She said she'd meet me In the cheap seats at the end zone And now I sittin's here cryin' In the parkin' lot of the Astro Dome When she stands me up like this We both know where she is Big city what are

In Another World Joe Diffie

Sun stuck high in the air Destination: anywhere this road decides to go Underneath the desert sky I find a place to hide and rest my weary bones This underpass will shade the heat And as my mind drifts

Hurt Me All The Time Joe Diffie

[Chorus] Oh they say that you would hurt me That you'd break this heart of mine If that's what you've been doin' Hurt me all the time Hurt me all the time I've been hearin' rumors All over this town You've

Here Comes That Train Joe Diffie

Just like her its a runaway. Out of controll drving me insane Barreling down the tracks that my tears laid. Look out heart. Here comes that train.

If I Lost Her Joe Diffie

Darling as I look at you Reminds me of how much I am Oh I'm a lucky man It won't mean love that's in your eyes Only makes me realize, where I should be And its time to leave [Chorus] Cause you've made

I Got A Feelin' Joe Diffie

there's a voice inside of me That's saying something's wrong 'Cause I've tried a hundred times and a hundred dimes to reach her on the phone And like the sun my hearts sinkin cause I'm thinkin it don't

It's Always Somethin' Joe Diffie

Scanning the stations, every song they're playin' is like a soundtrack, to the love we had. I should be over you by now, but every time I turn around... It's always somethin' every day remindin' me.

The Cows Came Home Joe Diffie

I'm used to havin' my breakfast in bed Never have to lift a finger to butter my bread I keep my baby satisfied if you know what I mean 'Cause she told me I'm walkin' talkin' love machine Lord, I got the

This Pretender Joe Diffie

Here you come knockin' on my heart like a sledge hammer Tearin' down these walls I built so high I'm tryin' to hide the truth behind all this false glamour But somehow the truth still shows up in my eyes

Daddy's Home Joe Diffie

angel You're the girl of my dreams And I'd like to thank you For waiting patiently Daddy's home-Daddy's home -To stay How I've waited for this moment To be by your side Your best friend wrote and told me

Hollow Deep As Mine Joe Diffie

If I have send a message like a whisper on the breeze Reckon it's no wonder that it never got to me 'cause I'm down here in Kentucky, where the sun don't ever shine The wind don't blow in a hollow deep

Not In This Lifetime Joe Diffie

Maybe a day will come When you look into my eyes And you won't see the love you saw before Maybe a day will come When the words you need to hear from me Are gone with the closing of a door.

If The Devil Danced (In Empty Pockets) Joe Diffie

For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash out behind the barn. If the Devil danced in empty pockets, he'd have a ball in mine. With a nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a twelve girl chorus line.

It's Hard To Be Me Joe Diffie

Falling down the stair, gave me quiet a scare Turned around to see if anybody saw But no one's there 'cause you're not here So no one cares and no one's waiting When I come dragging home So I don't until

If You Want Me To Joe Diffie

If You Want Me To - Joe Diffie Darlin' I'll pack up my clothes Take my heart on down the road I'll even make believe I don't love you.

Tougher Than Nails Joe Diffie

Little boy walks in with a bloody nose, Got beat up on his way home from school, aga-in, His dad caught him running out the back, Tears in his eyes and a baseball bat, oo revenge, (Bridge) Said son I won't

Never Mine To Lose Joe Diffie

You were the ocean, I was the sand on the shore, each time you touched me, you kept me longing for more, But I knew Id never hold you here, A fleeting moment was all we'd share, So why do I feel the way

I'm Not Through Losin' You Joe Diffie

For you the love that we knew is over and done That may be, but as for me it still goes on You found somebody new who made you forget What we had but I can't do that yet I'm not through losing you, I haven't

I'm Willing To Try Joe Diffie

Most of me is scared to death As I'm holding you tonight Should I open up my heart to you Or should I run for my life I come by caution honestly I'm no stranger to heartache But a tiny, trusting part of