What's The Matter With Kids Today NOFX

"There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck or fight

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Dad and mom, what planet are you from And what convinced you to pack up and leave? Doin drugs and asking me for hugs, what’s the matter with parents today? Not again, when will it end?

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

[Father:] Hey Kids! [Kids:] Hey Dad! [Father:] What'da want to do today? [Kids:] We don't know. [Father:] Wanna go to the matinee? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the Amusement Park? [Kids:] NO!

Medio-Core NOFX

Medio-core It's not forsaken The music they're makin' Will leave you with a feeling of indifference How was the band?

Last Caress Nofx

I got something to say I got something to say I killed your baby today I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead As long as it's

DYING DEGREE NoFX

Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change Coupons cut, cigarettes smoked down to the butt, Is this what dreams are made of!

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

FUCK THE KIDS I NoFX

FUCK THE KIDS! FUCK THE KIDS! FUCK THE KIDS!

FUCK THE KIDS II NoFX

FUCK THE KIDS! FUCK THE KIDS! FUCK THE KIDS!

KIDS OF THE K-HOLE NoFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

Kids Of The K Hole NOFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

Stranger Than Fishin' Nofx

sing outta key Got some prescription drugs Got some prescription drugs I ain't no musician I ain't no musician Some things are stranger than fishin' Some things are stranger than fishin' Yeah I know what

Puke on Cops NOFX

full on the run. i can't stop myself from crashing. breaking grass, bumming a yard. fixing stuff that was never broken. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on the cops.

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids,

Life O'riley NOFX

I sit in my easy chair I''ve got so much time to spare because I know in my future days I''ll have my lionshare There''s nothing I like better than getting something for nothing some will

BLEEDING HEART DISEASE NoFX

How money polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together LA such a nice place to get

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

I thought you were the one When I heard Holidays in the Sun come from your bedroom But my mind started to stray When I saw Youth of Today mixed with your singles Whats with this Underdog?

THE MALACHI CRUNCH NoFX

A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stained How do you rationalize, what do you see in your reflection?

VANILLA SEX NoFX

Don't ever take away from me my pornography We obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy

The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

Frank, the new ceo had to answer to the board.

Against the 70's Mike Watt, Eddie Vedder

I asked him if he knew what time he had He said he wasn't sure, maybe a quarter past The kids of today should defend themselves against the 70's I peered in his eyes as we stood in line just to have a

FLEAS NoFX

My father used to say You sleep with dogs the next day You'll wake in the bed scratching Those inevitable fleas At ten years old You listen to what you are told But I never felt the itch I never

Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots NOFX

Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only roots I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots So call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace,

Electricity NOFX

One source of energy The ultimate discovery Electric blue for me Never more to be free Electricity Nuclear and h.e.p.

See Her Pee Nofx

She got lips like stereo, She got lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. With the bass and treble down.

STUPID CANADIENS NoFX

What Gives You The Right To Tell Others What To Do?

GONOHERPASYPHLILAIDS NoFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression

Gonoherpasyphilaids NOFX

Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression he didn't

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor So what

Philthy Phil Philanthropist NOFX

There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burn it clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright, it's gonna make it seem alright now Living in the

PHILTHY PHIL PHILANTROPIST NoFX

There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burnit clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright It's gonna make it seem alright Living in the

Total Bummer Nofx

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' In front of their TV and thinkin

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played

SHOWER DAYS NoFX

In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only

Vincent NOFX

Starry starry night paint your palette blue and gray look out On a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in my Soul shadows on the hills sketch the trees and Daffodils catch the breeze and the

Idiots Are Taking Over NoFX

it's not the right time to be sober now the idiots have taken over spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

Mr. Jones NOFX

Jones I get inside your bones I know how to make you tweak You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that bind, I've got you You'll soon

champ elys?s NoFX

s Je m'baladais sur l'avenue, le coeur ouvert a l'inconnu.

YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL NoFX

I'm not so worried about how many I kill I'm much more concerned with how much beer I spill. 35% of accidents are cause by pixilated the other 65% are not alcohol related.

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

Liza's had enough of men She says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees '

LORI MEYERS NoFX

Meyers used to live upstairs Our parents had been friends for years Almost every afternoon we'd play forbidden games At nine years old there's no such thing as shame It wasn't recognition of her face, what

Zyclone B Bathouse NOFX

Zyclone B Bathouse a perfect place For cleansing ethnically Train ride provided, although the fare Only sports the under class As the train goes by, they'll turn away Only Doppler is affected not their

MISTER JONES NoFX

My name is mister Jones I get inside your bones I know just how to make you tweek You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

DRUGS ARE GOOD NoFX

Want to fuck off, drop out Never trust a fuckin' hippie For that matter don't trust anyone Quit school, don't work Livin' up the music you punk If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

180 DEGREES NoFX

It's so easy to defend the Status Quo with everyone so cool and cynical But when you see the end don't justify the means It's just that 180 degrees The great thing about bein' a human The ability

Pump Up the Valium NOFX

One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are not the ones I make I count the caustic

THE DECLINE NoFX

ever asked Is anybody learning from the past We're living in united stagnation Father what have I done.