FOOD, SEX AND EWE NoFX

But since I can't I'll think of food I'll think of sex I'll think of music And I'll think of you I'd rather have a cold one by the sea I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me But since I'm here

VANILLA SEX NoFX

Don't ever take away from me my pornography We obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy

My Name Is Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid ??? ???

My Name's Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure, but I never did They used to call me dude They put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!)

SHUT UP ALREADY NoFX

"Affection not dissection" "Meat is murder" "Animals are for petting" Oh shut up already I'm tired of you whining About poor little animals dying And the food they are supplying Because if a big

San Francisco Fat NOFX

Skinny girl, eat some more food! Muscleman, you look like a fucking freak! Hollywood is a nice place for the weekend Not a place, for a nice person to live (I DO!)

What's the Matter With Parents Today Nofx

Mom and dad, how'd ya get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip Wearing teenage clothes you’re always coming to my shows And telling me that I should mellow out It’s absurd, you’re singing every

THE BLACK AND WHITE NoFX

But what she really hates is sex Erotic images oppress and debase women as a whole Simple solutions created by black & white thinking, Too bad the world not work that way.

PIECE NoFX

There's no easy answers, complaining wont do shit If you want some changes, don't be a hypocrite Fuck the system, that's what they say But they live by it everyday Food stamps and welfare checks Would

DAY TO DAZE NoFX

Living from day to daze Why don't you fade away I've heard all this before When you were sleeping on my floor You said only for a day But as those 3 weeks passed My patience didn't last nor my food

Desperation's Gone NOFX

Living from day to daze Why dont you fade away Ive heard all this before When you were sleeping on my floor You said only for a day But as those 3 weeks passed my patience didnt last nor my food

The Black & White NOFX

moralization, identity frustration, confused man cannot know his heart catherine McKinnon does exist, she likes to call herself a feminist a crusader who fights the patriarch, but what she really hates is sex

THE LONGEST LINE NoFX

right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe pissed off God I think of Chinese food

We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

And this GNR EP?

Franco Un-American NoFX

I never thought about the universe, it made me feel small Never thought about the problems of this planet at all Global warming, radio-active sites Imperialistic wrongs and animal rights! No!

Lower NoFX

I don't feel the animal instinct I am not on the top of the food chain The only battle I will fiercely fight Is one that hibernates inside my head Be the best, climb the ladder Do it better, higher

Sports, Sex, & Food Tweet

Basketball Too, Know All the Players Know All the Rules If You Gotta Know the Way I'll Show Ya Pay Attention, You Need to Know How to Hook up a Meal, Learn a New Move, the Way to His Heart Is Sports, Sex

LIZA AND LOUISE NoFX

says, she won't get burnt again She says, they don't know how to fuck Her last boyfriend, the shmuck Shared with her a nice disease Kept her passive, on her knees 'Til one day she took his car And

Pods and Gods NOFX

hang in my own hemisphere Holy ghost is coming to Earth Saving souls of all of the jerks The holy ghost is coming to earth Savior man don't save me The number 1 son is flippin the tab payin for sins and

Pimps and Hookers NOFX

give it up for workin stiffs and those who sell their bodies,time and future the popular people who can shout and spread a catchy rationalization lets give a cheer for androids, robots, servants and their

Mattersville NoFX

community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want, whenever we please There's always a keg of beer and

Vincent NOFX

Starry starry night paint your palette blue and gray look out On a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in my Soul shadows on the hills sketch the trees and Daffodils catch the breeze and the

She's Nubs Nofx

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think that she's totally

BUGGLEY EYES NoFX

Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley? Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek And woke up with Bo Diddley?

DRUGS ARE GOOD NoFX

For that matter don't trust anyone Quit school, don't work Livin' up the music you punk If I could do it so could anyone Drugs are good They make you do things that you know you not should And

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

The kids who used to live for beer and speed now want their fries and coke Cursing and flipping birds are not allowed, in fact let's keep noise levels down Must separate the church and skate!

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons

See Her Pee Nofx

She got lips like stereo, She got lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. With the bass and treble down.

MONOSYLABIC GIRL NoFX

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah She's my monosylabic

Lazy NOFX

I wish I could go so far away Where time moves too slow day after day I'll wait and I'll sit and watch the clouds As they go by.

Monosyllabic Girl NOFX

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark I take her to the planetarium, she says dark I take her to the seaside Where she likes to spin and twirl She says sure and cool and yeah She's my monosylabic

Idiots Are Taking Over NoFX

MENSA membership exceeding tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding Watson it's really elementary the industrial revolution has flipped the bitch on evolution the benevolent and wise

DRUG FREE AMERICA NoFX

We belive in a drug free America A drug free America for me That's the way we belive The way that it should be Drug free America for me Like in Amsterdam where drugs Are bought and sold legally

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids,

The Irrationality Of Rationality NOFX

The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.

MURDER THE GOVERNMENT NoFX

I wanna see the constitution burn I wanna watch the white house overturn I wanna witness some blue bloods blood bleed red I wanna tar and lynch the KKK I wanna pull and shoot the NRA I wanna pay

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

EL LAY NoFX

When we go out tonight, gotta get my hair just right Tight black pants and blue suede shoes I'll get my picture in Rock City News Gotta get those flyers out, might meet a talent scout And he will

Six Pack Girls NoFX

to lay My Friday night has washed away Beer bong has me wandering around Those girls don't look so bad after all Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack So you pick her up And

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

Shitting Bricks NoFX

Never thought it could happen to me Again and now look at me I'm alone, standing in my cell Staring at the wall, living in hell Well, I never said when Again, again and again Breaking, smashing

What's The Matter With Kids Today NOFX

wrong With the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck or fight They sit home, and

Last Caress Nofx

I got something to say I got something to say I killed your baby today I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead As long as it's

LEAVE IT ALONE NoFX

same, change with the leaves Bringing in the sheaves, bringing in the old Leave it alone DA NA NA NA NA NA NA Breath, ever so slight We couldn't take away your god given right Leave it alone, heel and

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY SIMILAR NoFX

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY SIMILAR (Cd Version) Hello, Welcome to our CD Can you hear the blatant similarity To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY SIMILAR NoFX

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY SIMILAR (Cd Version) Hello, Welcome to our CD Can you hear the blatant similarity To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat.

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight She could get me a seat and

THE PUNK SONG NoFX

NO I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is my Life, and I will waste It if I want, "A wasted Life ain't no crime