STICKING IN MY EYE NoFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking

Stickin In My Eye NOFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in

Louise NOFX

She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal

JAUNDICED EYE NoFX

behind this a cultural one And greatness isn't carried by blood So get off your high horse You're no better than us All seems infected that the infected spy As all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons And here's just a few You put your chocolate in

My Vagina NOFX

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

A200 CLUB NoFX

Why do I keep scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood

QUART IN SESSION NoFX

might be what I need But it's certainly not how I wanna be Nothing seems much fun anymore to me Consequence never had anytime to think About what coulda, shoulda, happen to me C-common sense my

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

What's The Matter With Kids Today NOFX

"There's something wrong With the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck or fight

Bath of Least Resistance NOFX

Too many words on the the tip of my tongue and I can never figure out When to speak when to shout when to shut up When to knock myself out I need a brainwash Gray-matter bath I need the clutter all Thrown

S&M AIRLINES NoFX

I went to the airport, but I missed my flight I had to get out of this town tonight Then a lady in black caught my attention I couldn't figure out what was her intention She told me about a flight

TOGETHER ON THE SAND NoFX

I jack off with my left hand Together on the sand We walked hand in hand On the beach front She smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my thumb up in her starbolt heard she music played

EL LAY NoFX

Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.?

FALLING IN LOVE NoFX

Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin Depressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto me We're goin down, but not our love Death don't seem so bad, 'cause I'm with you My only love, so close your eyes

SOUL DOUBT NoFX

Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black There's nothing new, no one I wanna talk to Nothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubt I stick My head out

SLOPPY ENGLISH NoFX

I play pool cause I'm no fool I play pool cause I'm cool I play pool after school I play pool all the time Cue in my left hand, beer in right I shoot and drink all through the night That sloppy

HOT DOG IN A HALLWAY NoFX

She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor

TRUCK STOP BLUES NoFX

A truck stop in kansas With nowhere to To many days without any shows 5 cups of coffee As I just sit and mold It's 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup It's 5 a.m. the suns coming up My body has shifted

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME NoFX

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME Can’t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve It’s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get to magnify

Pods and Gods NOFX

Martian men are coming to earth they're abducting all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth Martian men, don't take me Pods are landing from outer space Pods are duplicating my face Pods are landing

LIFE OF RILEY NoFX

I sit in my easy chair I've got so much time to spare Cause I know in my future days I'll have my lionshare There's nothing I like better Than getting something for nothing Then some will tell

VANILLA SEX NoFX

Don't ever take away from me my pornography We obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy

My Name's Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure, but I never did They used to call me dude They put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid (go!)

GREEN CORN NoFX

Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go

Life O'riley NOFX

I sit in my easy chair I''ve got so much time to spare because I know in my future days I''ll have my lionshare There''s nothing I like better than getting something for nothing some will

My Name Is Bud NOFX

They're always doin' fry They try to get me high I felt the pressure but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I never wanted to when I was a kid ??? ???

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids,

I LIVE IN A CAKE NoFX

I live in a cake The one that I make Don't wanna hear About my mistakes This is the chance I take I live in a cake The one that I make Try not to worry About what's at stake I'm on the take

KIDS OF THE K-HOLE NoFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

Kids Of The K Hole NOFX

Everybody needs some time away Just stuck in the k-hole again An 18 hour holiday Just stuck in the k-hole again, just once again Mrs.

FLEAS NoFX

My father used to say You sleep with dogs the next day You'll wake in the bed scratching Those inevitable fleas At ten years old You listen to what you are told But I never felt the itch I never

Forming NOFX

Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I am bigger than Rip them down Hold them up Tell them that I'm your gun Pull my trigger I'm bigger than Mr.

SHOWER DAYS NoFX

In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only

EAST BAY NoFX

Get out of my way Can't you see im from East Bay I Know Blatz, down with E.B.U.

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I

Can't Get the Stink Out NOFX

what i scream about, can't get the stink out. catch it on my tongue, save it in my lung. fucking vegans smoking, keep us all choking. big round of applause for california laws. act like human beings instead

KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN NoFX

The white man call himself civilized Cause he know how to take over The white man come to pillage my village Now he tell me I have to bend over Oh yeah, kill all the white man No I don't like

Total Bummer Nofx

Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day Go away, sunny day All the horny people sitting All the horny people sitting In front of their TV and thinkin' In front of their TV and thinkin

Shitting Bricks NoFX

Never thought it could happen to me Again and now look at me I'm alone, standing in my cell Staring at the wall, living in hell Well, I never said when Again, again and again Breaking, smashing

STRANDED NoFX

your instincts Face the world, find out it stinks Don't come crying, Don't come crying Don't come cry to me I'm not your friend, I'm just your lover Don't put your faith, Don't put your faith in

Cheese/Where's My Slice NOFX

> It's been a long time Now it's time to get your bubble burst Things are bad enough in the world Why do you have to make them worse Day after day, you just gotta get it So sick and tired of your bitching

ID NoFX

One night, I fell asleep A man dressed in black in front of me I said "whatcha going to do to me?" He said "I'm gonna set you free."

WARM NoFX

One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weight Of my head on top of my spine There's nothing to be scared of once you've Seen

FOOD, SEX AND EWE NoFX

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V.

LORI MEYERS NoFX

brought me back was a familiar mark As it flashed across the screen I bought some magazines, some video tape scenes Incriminating acts, I felt that I could save her "Who are you to tell me how to live my

Vincent NOFX

Starry starry night paint your palette blue and gray look out On a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in my Soul shadows on the hills sketch the trees and Daffodils catch the breeze and the

You're Bleeding NOFX

You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing A bland reciprocation, but that dosen't bother me You're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky Only in the spotlight can you tell me