We Got Two Jealous Agains Nofx

work But when I saw Christ on Parade And this is Boston, not LA I knew you were the one I knew you were for me when I saw the first Vandals EP I found SNFU and cool I owned that record too Seems we

REEKO NoFX

Reeko, try to understand, it really is that bad It won't just go away, the party's over It's past two o'clock, so it's about time We stopped, 'cause I see the keg has been sucked dry The cisco was

Intro NOFX

El Hefe: Man I haven't slept in two days. I've been on booze straight ... I, my throat's all -... Fat Mike (interrupts): I saw him do drugs and it, and it was looking like powder.

Mattersville NoFX

There's a place some of us choose to live Gated community - cops can't come in A neighborhood for punks over the hill We'll spend our golden years in Mattersville We could do whatever we want,

TWO ON GLUE NoFX

Me and you At the party, two on glue Gonna get up going down We're just two on glue Turn this place into a den We're just two on glue Living large and getting small We're just two on glue Turn

My Vagina NOFX

My vagina has two set of lips, but I don't get monthly blood drips, My vagina hardly even used My vagina got lots of extra skin, they took my Outtie and made it an in, Turned Donnie into Marie Osmond

Pharmacist's Daughter NOFX

> Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate I tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out late I'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughter She's got my love, I get her drugs Waking up in the

Stranger Than Fishin' Nofx

Got a no string guitar Got a no string guitar Got a sun beta head Got a sun beta head I'm a rock 'n' roll star I'm a rock 'n' roll star I ain't no musician I ain't no musician Some things are stranger

Louise NOFX

She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit But who's got the remote control That would belong to louise She's got a new pet a real vaginal

THE DEATH OF JOHN SMITH NoFX

I've got respect from the community I've got my bridge game to look forward to I've got this chance, a golden opportunity As long as I keep doing what I'm supposed to You see my wife and kids,

Herojuana NOFX

Light the match burn the flower Leave behind all the wrong Why be Sad when happiness can be bought for A little more than free modern Day prohibition Are we men? Are We children?

THE BREWS NoFX

shin Reputation, gained through intimidation Pacifism no longer tradition Cause hey we're the Brews Sportin' anti swastika tattoos Oi Oi we're the Brews The fairfax ghetto boys skinhead hebrews We

PLEASE PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO NoFX

We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up voc's in just the right places It's got a few oohs and ahhs It takes a little pause Just before I sing the anthem Please play

PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION NoFX

Can't u see how easy it becomes Procrastinate, we're professionals Get things done, you can't, to busy Having fun we're professionals Professional crastination it's a way Of life if you've got

She's Nubs Nofx

It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels How does she get in and out of tubs I hope she dont get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not bad Cause we think that she's totally

PHILTHY PHIL PHILANTROPIST NoFX

There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burnit clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright It's gonna make it seem alright Living in the

BOB NoFX

Had someone shave his head Got a new identity Sixty-two holed air conditioned boots And a girl who rides a scooter to take him out of town They could get away Riding around, as the trucks drive by

Philthy Phil Philanthropist NOFX

There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burn it clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright, it's gonna make it seem alright now Living in the

KNOW YOUR ENEMY Rage Agains..

Huh yeah we're coming back Then with another bombtrack Think ya know what it's all about huh Hey yo so check this out yeah~ Know your enemy~ come on~ Born with insight and a raised fist

KNOW YOUR ENEMY Rage Agains..

Huh yeah we're coming back Then with another bombtrack Think ya know what it's all about huh Hey yo so check this out yeah~ Know your enemy~ come on~ Born with insight and a raised fist

NOWHERE NoFX

Our foreign policy To make the world safe for business Call it democracy Our human nature, it's all the same We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness So stop the hate, open the iron gate

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME NoFX

TAKE TWO PLACEBOS AND CALL ME LAME Can’t you see my soul worn on the second sleeve It’s going up for sale as soon as it gets saved Interrogation blues, once again I lose You don’t get to magnify

The Separation Of Church & Skate NOFX

[Kids:] We don't know. [Father:] Wanna go to the matinee? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the Amusement Park? [Kids:] NO! [Father:] Wanna go to the punk rock show? [Kids:] Yeah!

VANILLA SEX NoFX

Don't ever take away from me my pornography We obviously don't agree on what's obscene I have the right to choose what I Want to see and read Don't try to take away from me My right to privacy

The Decline NOFX

I swear, I never thought I could I see so many times They told me to shoot straight Don't pull the trigger, squeeze That will insure a kill A kill is what you want A kill is why we breed The Christians

Decline NOFX

I swear, I never thought I could I see so many times They told me to shoot straight Don't pull the trigger, squeeze That will insure a kill A kill is what you want A kill is why we breed The Christians

EL LAY NoFX

Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her at the Cathouse where I get in for free She pays the

EAST BAY NoFX

I bet I got way more piercings than you I just love this town My girlfriend weighs 84 pounds Met her at the New Method wher I get in for free She don't pay rent neither do me (hey hey hey) When

THE DECLINE NoFX

have you gone to I swear I never thought I could I see so many times They told me to shoot straight, don't pull The trigger squeeze, that will insure A kill, a kill is what you want To kill is why we

Six Pack Girls NoFX

Wake up the next morning And sure enough it's not two girls! Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack girls Six pack

YOU PUT YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER! NoFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty

You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter NOFX

Hey you, you have too much hair And we don't like what you wear And you have really bad breath So were gonna beat you to death Because there is plenty of us And only one of you We've got plenty of reasons

A200 CLUB NoFX

Why do I keep scratching Scratching my balls I don't like this feeling I don't like it at all Cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs I got those little fuckers biting and Sucking my blood

Theme From A NOFX Album NOFX

*cough* We're professional punkers, We come from the suburbs, After 15 years we're still havin' fun. Now we're over 30, not lookin' so purty, At least we got a beat up accordion.

NO PROBLEMS NoFX

Sitting by yourself again No friends are near You got a needle in one hand And in the other one a beer You cant cope with life You can even get up Who's gonna help you?

STRAIGHT EDGE NoFX

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Or hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Or passing out in all the shows Cause I

See Her Pee Nofx

She got lips like stereo, She got lips like stereo, With the bass and treble down. With the bass and treble down.

HERE COMES THE NEIGHBORHOOD NoFX

I've got to get out of I've got To get out of this hood, I've Got to get out of this neighborhood I've got to get out of it, got to get out I've had enough, wont call their bluff I'm not going to

STICKING IN MY EYE NoFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking

Stickin In My Eye NOFX

When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye As the smoke surrounds my head, the sauna I hear the voices, but I can't make out their words Saying things, saying things that I got something sticking in

Thalidomide Child NOFX

Got in the water, Got in the lead, Got in your head, They're all dead. Thalidomide child, Thalidomide child, Thalid-thalidomide child.

WHATEVER DIDI WANTS NoFX

But maybe one or two It doesn't mean, I never loved you I love you long time, when you're on top of me

LINOLEUM NoFX

Possesions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy (Cause I got none) Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitar And a dog named dog who pisses on my floor That's right, I've got a floor

Last Caress Nofx

I got something to say I got something to say I killed your baby today I killed your baby today And it doesn't matter much to me And it doesn't matter much to me As long as it's dead As long as it's

ALL OUTTA ANGST NoFX

I'm not insane, I'm not bummed out I got no one to blame, nothing to change I got no evil to fight One thing's for sure, I'm all Outta angst Society don't bother me And there's something wrong

Whoa on the Whoas NOFX

we never like to sing whoa's. we love whoa's. we're against whoa's. we hate whoa's. we prefer ahhhhh's and na na na na-na na's. of course yeah, yeah, yeah's are alright. between AFI and The Offspring i

Bang Gang NoFX

We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Look at us funny and we'll shoot you dead While we're there we'll fill 'em with lead Of all the gangs, we are the worst

Mr. Jones NOFX

Jones I get inside your bones I know how to make you tweak You soon will be my freak Because I know what you need I control your mind I roll up your sleeves I make ties that bind, I've got you You'll soon

Jealous Faith Evans

6 years 5 months That's how long we've been havin' this thing we got Every moment hasn't been perfect But still when it's perfect it feels Like we're the only two people who have somethin' real Now

The Black & White NOFX

they need a good hard fuck cause she may be off her back now she needs to get off ours the little man sits all alone, his sexuality's been cut in stone he doesn't love her, she really don't care two