Count To Three Screeching Weasel

i've had it with you and your friends i got eyes in the back of my head get the fuck away from me or i'll put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin all your fun count to three and then you better

THREE SIDES Screeching Weasel

Three sided to every stupid question Three sided to everything you see Three sided to every stupid question Three sided to everything I've had enough of you and you and you

99 (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I think of you every minute of just about every other day It's funny but the tv dosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go away Every time I think of you I start to follow clues can't call you from

EVERY NIGHT Screeching Weasel

things I've done The pointless points I've made for stupid reasons Every night I'm always the same You're pounding on my brain Tonight and every night I lie down clenching up my teeth Trying to

I HATE LED ZEPPELIN Screeching Weasel

really sucked Those greedy fuckers, those phoney shits They made their money off idiots I hate Led Zeppelin (x2) 12 dollar concerts were all the rage They bought cocaine for Jimmy Page "Stairway to

You'll Be in My Dreams Today Screeching Weasel

can't think of nothing else we said goodnight this morning and I remember the way you kissed and you'll be in my dreams today the bottle emptied and the sun came up and I held your hand and walked you to

Burnout Girl (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

I walk by your house while you're laying in bed Thoughts of rescuing you race through my head I'd rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect and while the blood dripped down our hands

TRANCE Screeching Weasel

I haven't left the house in going on three days The air in here is getting stale but I don't know if I can take Another violent jab at the panic button on my brain I'm not snapping out of it and i

BRADY Screeching Weasel

something vapid inside of you There's a sweet little robot inside of you So take off that silly moustache Don't be a baby There's a Pete Brady inside of you ONE: You act your age TWO: You don't try to

STUPID OVER YOU Screeching Weasel

world's most lucky man is either Jerry Lewis or David Letterman I wish I was your late night man Cause I get so stupid over you (x4) Even though you're big and famous in movies and MTV Can't the three

Degenerate (Ben Weasel) Screeching Weasel

In your beady eyes I don't make the scene Well your right if being part of your teenage soap opera's what you mean Degenerate degenerate Encapsulated with all the other creeps In another lame quest to

Goodbye to You Screeching Weasel

Goodbye to you and the stupid things you do goodbye to you goodbye to everything that you do goodbye to you it's always goodbye to you

HANDCUFFED TO YOU Screeching Weasel

it's been so long since that magic trick went wrong and chained me to you and i wanna get out please find the key cause i really gotta pee and i'm sick of having to hold it i'm tired of trying

Celena Screeching Weasel

Celena looks at me and asks me if i know what's on tv and now she wants to know what's wrong with me and why I allways have to be so mean.

I LOVE TO HATE Screeching Weasel

Love to hate I love to hate Deck the halls with Sharon Tate Love to hate I love to hate Assasinate, decapitate I need a dog that I can kick I need some to make me sick The girl that fills me with

MY RIGHT Screeching Weasel

My right to say what I want And think the way I wanna think My right I wanna speak my mind My right to yell my right to scream My right no one's ever gonna Tell me what I have to do I'll live the

SAY NO TO AUTHORITY Screeching Weasel

I like Ronald Reagan He teaches me to be a man He shows me how to pull a scam In the name of Uncle Sam I like Edwin Meese the third He tells me how to spend my time Keeps nasty thoughts far from

SLOGANS Screeching Weasel

tired out being pushed around and around Up and fucking down You wanna believe there's an answer well there's not and the funny thing about it is that two hours later they're just words that you seem to

HANGING AROUND Screeching Weasel

I walked around alone last night and tried to look at people like I did backthen I kinda wanted to just hang out remind myself what it was all about abouteverything I thought I shattered and left laying

VERONICA HATES ME Screeching Weasel

She always has something to say to ruin an otherwise nice day She always has to start a fight She doesn't like the way I think She don't understand why i must drink to go out on Friday night But I

SECOND FLOOR EAST Screeching Weasel

same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV light she's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's crying it makes her feel like something is going on it makes her feel like people are around to

A NEW TOMORROW Screeching Weasel

We don't believe in god or jesus christ anymore We don't need colleges to validate our lives anymore We don't need twelve steps to show us how weak we've become anymore We don't need to buy into a

SAD LITTLE GIRL Screeching Weasel

Your smiley face is out of order today everything's wrong and you can't shut it off just stop resisting you'll never change anything start sharpening yourclaws don't try to live the way that you want

ASHTRAY Screeching Weasel

I can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks I made last week's already spent The landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor Can't seem to go to work and let some fucker

MORE PROBLEMS Screeching Weasel

You were once a nice suburban girl Until mom and dad gave you their special love You wanted to tell them something personal But the exact words you couldn't think of So you cut and dyed your hair

WANNA DIE Screeching Weasel

I sit and watch the TV news To see If I can find some clues I know the world is all fucked up But it looks so slick in a one minute spot Wanna Die (x3) I don't wanna live I go to school - what

CRYING IN MY BEER Screeching Weasel

What will it take to make you happy what will it take to stop your whining what will it take to make you amscray what will it take to stop your cryingI know that you've been so bored since the Circle

LEATHER JACKET Screeching Weasel

I wanna tell you what's on my mind And i wanna bill you for wasted time And wasted cigarettes that quenched your fix And wasted spit I left there upon your lips I'm getting used to the fact you

POLICE INSANITY Screeching Weasel

Another cop another gun Another way to end my fun Another fucking power game Hate in Law enforcement name Black and white or gold and blue My good time is a job for you Do you enjoy the fear you

Radio Blast Screeching Weasel

The product you're trying to sell Isn't going over to well with me And I just wanna see it explode The stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation And I'm losing my lunch It's a rip off and

SUPERMARKET FANTASY Screeching Weasel

I went through the automatic doors My shopping cart ran in to hers Our eyes met for a second, then she turned away And after just a little while I went in to the canned goods aisle And there she

JOANIE LOVES JOHNNY Screeching Weasel

Let's go to Milwaukee say hi to Mr. C.

TEENAGE FREAK SHOW Screeching Weasel

Lucky you lucky me You're a threat to our community Mom don't like the way you look you're straight out of a comic look It's a teenage freakshow Funny hair and acting bored don't seem to matter anymore

I WANNA BE WITH YOU TONIGHT Screeching Weasel

the same I see you in my dreams at night I see you in my food when I eat I see your pretty mug I think that I'm in love If you kissed me I would blow up If you kissed me you would throw up I try to

MARCH OF THE LAWNMOWERS Screeching Weasel

You always wanted a real nice lawn Now your whole back yard is gone Too bad you tried to cut your grass Too bad that you ran out of gas You drank just one too many beers Now it's in your car and

DINGBAT Screeching Weasel

She's a dingbat (x2) Always walking in to trees Wakes me up to ask if I'm asleep Sits around stares in to space Oh God I hate her face cause she's a dingbat Her dumbness really bothers me Brainless

GOOD MORNING Screeching Weasel

The sun is up good morning to me It's gonna be a perfect day While everybody else sleeps I've got a smile on my face Because I know I'm alive It's a feeling inside That words just can't describe

BATES MOTEL Screeching Weasel

Got 12 rooms 12 vacancies You can do just what you please Just don't get mother to irate And don't ever call me Master Bates A man should have a hobby, true But I got so bored I needed something

MY BRAIN HURTS Screeching Weasel

Time gets wasted every day I watch the minutes tick away My brain is melting like a chocolate ice cream bar Like characters on TV these people look like maggots to me and I wonder what the hell is

Outside Of You Screeching Weasel

so this bad joke comes to an end i can't believe that we were friends i don't know what you think about me do you really think that you're superior to me outside of you is where i'll be outside of you's

Dummy Up Screeching Weasel

they want the truth but they keep on drawing blanks they torture you you're not giving up the facts they can't make you tell the truth they can't tell you what to do keep it mum when ask if you're a spy

LOVE Screeching Weasel

I don't wanna call you and take you to the show I don't wanna go on dates with you And write you sappy notes Cause I don't need the hassles I don't need the headaches too And I don't wanna be in

SLOMOTION Screeching Weasel

Take stock of the situation assess the comlications that arise from our half truths the stage in this case is just a tool to make it possible for you to justify your blighted worldview I've got an

HIGH AMBITIONS Screeching Weasel

I wanna live with Madonna I wanna lick Oprah I wanna go to Hollywood I wanna be a material man I have high ambitions (x3) I wanna write puzzles for Wheel Of Fortune I want god to make my

PUNKHOUSE Screeching Weasel

If you need a place to stay Welcome to the punk house It's a party every day Living in a punk house Stay awhile and sit and smoke a cigarette La la la la Thers's always something happening here

WHAT WE HATE Screeching Weasel

The way things go I don't think so The changes that alter us are a product of our own volition and we become what we hate It's not hard to figure out that you're scared when you act so much better

SUNSHINE Screeching Weasel

It might seem like we're not the only ones to tell you But who's in charge of your destiny Some dumb fucker or is it you know It's not what's in between your legs But what's inside your head that

The First Day Of Winter Screeching Weasel

the days are shorter now but you remember now i just wish that you weren't remembering that way you're gonna kill yourself everything is gray everything is not okay and i can't talk to you until i see

USED CARS Screeching Weasel

Used cars (x4) No money down sounds good to me Got monthly payments til I'm 93 Used cars (x4) I stopped to look and now I own A school bus and a '71 Olds SCREAMS OF DISBELIEF Zero percent financing

Your Morality Screeching Weasel

i'm happy that you're so appalled you don't stand for anything at all just listento your bitching whining accusations your petty provincialism i don't think i wanna be subject to your morality so safe