Big Lizard Dead Milkmen

Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well that's pretty neat Yeah it's

Big Lizard (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

Big Lizard The Dead Milkmen

"Big lizard in my backyard Can't afford to feed him anymore Big lizard in my backyard Bustin' down my neighbor's door I bought a big lizard Only a dollar fifty Well, that's pretty neat Yeah it's fuckin

Lucky (Live) The Dead Milkmen

(One, two, three huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits

Big Deal The Dead Milkmen

Life sucks, then you die And your soul gets sucked into the sky Birds sing, I wonder why You eat a bowl of cereal and sigh You're late for your class You're walkin' the halls without a pass Big

Big Scary Place Dead Milkmen

All the stores have Anything you want In this big scary place In this big scary place Everyone forms lines Where you stand and wait In this big scary place In this big scary place The days

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Big Time Operator Dead Milkmen

Kill the mother fucker!

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

Lucky Dead Milkmen

time of her life Prom date sharpens a big butcher knife Like a cheap horror movie on the silver screen The night is filled with Debbie's screams It was one of Bensalem's most famous capers It even

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's have sex without birth

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So

Stuart (Live) The Dead Milkmen

But they don't know ... what the queers are doing To the soil! You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid.

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive

BIT 1 Dead Milkmen

Hey there's a big airplane going going by! Get it! Go, go! Leave it! Get it on the track! Get it! Get it! Catch it! I got it!

Stuart Dead Milkmen

You're not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good Americans.

Brat in the Frat Dead Milkmen

I do not like you college brat I do not like you and your frat I do not like you at the shore I do not like you drunk on Coors I do not like you average life Hope you do not take a wife I hope you

Ringo Buys a Rifle Dead Milkmen

We aren't ourselves Brains on the shelf We'll all wake up When Ringo buys a rifle We live we breathe We spread disease That all must end When Ringo buys a rifle People told him what to say

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life In the guest-room bathtub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke looseout in the middle of the nigth And now it's eating flower children left and right!

Thing That Only Eats Hippies (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life in his guest room bath tub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke loose out in the middle of the night And now it's eatin' flower children left and right

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

I Tripped Over the Ottoman Dead Milkmen

They call me Robert Petry and I live in New Rochelle With my wife Laura and son Richie But now my life's a living HELL 'Cause I tripped over the ottoman one too many times I tripped over the ottoman

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

Built ourselves a city And we made it out of mud Dried it off this morning Out there in the desert sun And we never do no working Just sit and watch TV Well, I finally found a city Full of people

Nutrition (Live) The Dead Milkmen

life is easy My life ain't hard I'm gonna spend all day In my fuckin' backyard I ain't got no money Hell, I don't care My parents let me use their credit card I've got nowhere to go Just hang out on the

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

A worm farm is for worms, and a maggot farm is for maggots, and Earl's got the biggest maggots in the state. Three feet long. Of course, now Earl pleads this might be due to the fact that St.

Swordfish (Live) The Dead Milkmen

believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish I believe in Happy Days I believe in Joanie Loves Crotchie I believe in all that TV crap And I believe in swordfish He believes in swordfish Came up from the

Rastabilly (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"My baby's got two hands My baby's got two feet My baby's got a forehead And all the chicken you can eat My baby's got two elbows My baby sure has a nose My baby she's got ten toes And my baby's got a

V.f.w. (Live) The Dead Milkmen

in my food Fucked up world We're all veterans of a fucked up world Fucked up world We're all members of a fucked up world My neighbours try to run me down Because I'm such a mess Maybe it's cause of the

Tacoland (Live) The Dead Milkmen

And I get really tossed I wish my band would always play Tacoland, I want to stay You'll understand When you go on Down to Tacoland There's a girl with dirty hair She's got her dress up in the

Bitchin' Camaro (Live) The Dead Milkmen

I don't know Well uh, rumor around town says You might be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to the shore Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to the shore What ya gonna do down there?

Laundromat Song (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"(1--2--1-2-1-2-3-4) Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows

Lizard King Crimson

<< Lizard >> --- King Crimson a. Prince Rupert Awakes Farewell the temple master's bells His kiosk and his black worm seed Courtship solely of his word With Eden guaranteed.

Tiny Town (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene

Surfin' Cow (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Find my baby Gonna find her now She looks like Patti Smith Surfin' cow Surf's up dude Surf's up dude Find my baby Gonna find her now Gonna drag her home Surfin' cow Surf's up dude

Lucky The Dead Milkmen

(One, two, three huh) Little Billy drunk on beer Plops down behind the steering wheel His prom date pukes on her brand new dress He wonders who'll clean up the mess His car skids goes off the road Hits

Right Wing Pigeons (Live) The Dead Milkmen

"The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Smokin' Banana Peels (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Burrow owl burrow owl burrow owl Smokin' banana peels, see how it feels Living is easy with ice cubes The world is swimmin' with electric eels Talk seriously to me brother Smokin' banana peels,

Air Crash Museum The Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle And to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies Just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner Had dropped from out of the sky Well, I was so darn happy that I couldn't

Where the Tarantula Lives (Live) The Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by Midgets Pope owns CBS Subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox, gone frigid The President's painted green Jesus Christ has been

The Fez Dead Milkmen

Hello Collin It's the fez Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god?

I Walk the Thinnest Line (Live) The Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

The Badger Song Dead Milkmen

legally dead I want to make friends with the badger From the heart I want to make friends with the badger You know it I wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends with the Wanna make friends

The Guitar Song Dead Milkmen

Wanna play the guitar? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood? You say, what's that sound Coming out of the hole in the wood?

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

our flower pots There ain't nothin' they haven't got They own the papers and the TV's The water works, record companies Let me remind you, They own the talk shows They make the rules They own

At the Moment Dead Milkmen

At the moment The world stops spinning The sky turns grey At the moment The animals will talk We will disappear At the moment When all is one At the moment You made up your mind Buildings

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

Epic Tales of Adventure Dead Milkmen

his dirty socks with tiny bloody holes It's shoes and it's feet and the end of the world It's shoes and it's feet and the end of the world It's shoes and it's feet and the end of the world There's

Takin' Retards to the Zoo The Dead Milkmen

"It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo [Chorus] Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo Load 'em on a bus just