Takin' Retards to the Zoo The Dead Milkmen

"It's a boring day, I've got nothing to do Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo [Chorus] Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo Load 'em on a bus just

Gorilla Girl Dead Milkmen

Gave to the gorilla girl Gobs and gobs of love No one else would touch that girl Unless they wore a glove Gifted was this girl of mine Great knowledge could she grasp But once she ate a golf pro

The Big Sleazy Dead Milkmen

It's a long way to Anchorage But that's where I'll go with you We'll travel so far, dear To escape that Morning Zoo I hate MMR I hate YSP I do not like Grateful Dead So just don't talk to me I

Gorilla Girl The Dead Milkmen

One, two, three) Gave to the gorilla girl, gobs and gobs of love. No one else would touch that girl unless they wore a glove. Gifted was this girl of mine, great knowledge could she grasp.

I Hear Your Name The Dead Milkmen

Across the sea, across the sea That's where your hand was takin' me Goin' to places that I've never been I hear your name Someone's calling your name I better go now Someone's calling your name

Dead Zoo Youth Group

I know, something's wrong, but something's going to change. A frozen line, of suits and ties, displayed in their own cage.

The Pit Dead Milkmen

Hee and a hoe And I love my baby so In the bottom of the bottomless pit Don't make a sound Or we might drag your baby down To the bottom of the bottomless pit I'm covered with slime and ick and

The Conspiracy Song Dead Milkmen

my socks They put that snake in my mail box From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli We are all tools of the conspiracy From the littlest baby to the biggest V.I.P.

At the Moment Dead Milkmen

collapse At the moment The trees start dancing You've made the bed At the moment When all is one At the moment When trains collide Suns explode At the moment You decide to go Or fall in love

Take Me to the Specialist Dead Milkmen

I like to scream I like to yell They say I'm sick And I need help The specialist won't hurt me He's not like the nuns He's got a lot of pretty pills I think I'll take some yellow ones Take me

The Badger Song Dead Milkmen

Out in the woods Up to no good I want to make friends with the badger The woodchuck likes me We smoke PCP I want to make friends with the badger I mean it!

Shaft in Greenland Dead Milkmen

The world's full of danger You do what you can You'll feel like a stranger Like Shaft in Greenland Travel around and meet all the people Don't be afraid to touch them lightly Travel around and

I am the Walrus Dead Milkmen

A goat goes to school And makes us look like fools And I think 'what can this mean?' They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus! They call me the walrus!

Where the Tarantula Lives Dead Milkmen

Holland is ruled by midgets The Pope owns CBS The subway cars have been equipped with bars And they're cloning Rudolph Hess Samantha Fox has gone fridgid The President's painted green Jesus Christ

I Walk the Thinnest Line Dead Milkmen

I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line Between the light and dark sides of my mind I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line I walk the thinnest line

I Against Osbourne Dead Milkmen

I know the CIA is watching me I'm a target of the FBI and PMRC I do not sleep I spend my nights worrying of satellites They put an eye into the sky and did not tell the people why I do not sleep

The Thing That Only Eats Hippies Dead Milkmen

Wendel brought it to life In the guest-room bathtub It was a special project for his 4-H club But it broke looseout in the middle of the nigth And now it's eating flower children left and right!

(Theme from) Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern Dead Milkmen

You are invited To Blood Orgy of the Atomic Fern You are invited So bring something we can burn You are invited You might wanna bring some extra towels Just incase someone Happens to get disemboweled

Air Crash Museum Dead Milkmen

Went out to feed the cattle and to my surprise My lawn was full of bodies just a gatherin' up the flies A big ol' jet liner had dropped from outta the sky I was so darned happy that I couldn't beleive

All Around the World Dead Milkmen

There are people who want to kill me all around the world There are people who want to kill me all around the world I know about the UFO's I know about the UFO's I know some things I know I shouldn't

Stuart Dead Milkmen

But they don't know what the queers are doing to the soil. You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid.

Bad Party Dead Milkmen

We're going to a bad party It's the worst party that's ever been We're going to a bad party And I hope those jerks will let us in Shut your mouth, get in the car Cause Ricky Casso wants to drive

Howard Beware Dead Milkmen

Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you We know where your kids go to school Howard Howard beware Howard

Beige Sunshine Dead Milkmen

Open your eyes to a wicked surprise You'll lose your mind if you just step inside They say even Bambi was corruptible The flu's coming, yes are you susceptible?

Beach Song Dead Milkmen

Sand is hurting my tender feet The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine I hate the people on the beach With their towels and umbrellas They're so zany I don't wanna be on the beach No!

Happy Is Dead Milkmen

Happy is the bride The sun shines down upon Happy is the corpse The rain falls down upon You say I'm happy You know that can't be true Cause I won't be happy Till I annihilate you Like some

The Fez Dead Milkmen

Hello Collin It's the fez Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god? Who has angered the volcano god?

Here Comes Mr. X Dead Milkmen

X moves in next door Just take a walk on the ignorant side And you'll get to see what goes on in his mind Just take a walk on the ignorant side And you'll get to see through his eyes There he

Silly Dreams Dead Milkmen

I had a dream you came back to my house You changed your mind I had a dream you came back to my house To spend some time You said you'd only stay a week And brought two cats for me to keep And

Two Feet Off the Ground Dead Milkmen

Illusions are real So just feel the way you feel It's time to unwind Just relax you'll feel fine Light up a smoke Life is no joke Shake your head and hear the sound Take another look around

Anderson, Walkman, Buttholes, and How! Dead Milkmen

We've got to get together And we've got to save the snails Let's board the purple space ships Before they set sail I want a Yes reunion And you know I want one now No more Anderson, Walkman, Butthole

Going to Graceland Dead Milkmen

Gonna see the place where Elvis Presley died When we get to Graceland We'll have to ride a bus We'd better watch our language Or the guards'll beat us up We'll get to make some cheap jokes And

Wonderfully Colored Plastic War Toys Dead Milkmen

So let's do it man, let's torch the whole village We went down to look at war toys Wonderfully colored plastic war toys We went down to look at war toys But all the war toys were gone We went

Methodist Coloring Book Dead Milkmen

You've got a Methodist Coloring Book and you color really well But don't color outside the lines or God will send you to Hell 'Cause God hates war and God hates crime But He really hates people who

Punk Rock Girl Dead Milkmen

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there And she almost knocked me dead Punk rock girl please look at me Punk rock girl what do you see?

Take Me Apart Dead Milkmen

After two years and two hundred thousand tears To have it end this way The people on the hill I know they're up there still Cause we were giants in those days And I was always the one Who said

Right Wing Pigeons Dead Milkmen

The town in Georgia's got a law on the books Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks Now what could make them think that way? What could make them act that way?

Plum Dumb Dead Milkmen

She stands there on the corner Got raspberry jeans Waiting and watching and oh God here he comes Pulls up beside here in a sporty machine Rolls down his window And hands here a bag of plums plums

Nutrition Dead Milkmen

Just hang out on the street People say I've got no ambition At least I give a shit About the stuff I eat Yeah I care about nutrition Tried to get a job At the retail store But I could not stand

Life is Shit Dead Milkmen

I do believe this is true, Would you like to come and sniff some glue?

City of Mud Dead Milkmen

just like me Well we're gonna drag Bruce Springsteen By his axe through our streets By the time we're done The Boss Will look like a side of beef We've got plans for other wankers Who might come

In Praise of Sha Na Na Dead Milkmen

Townshend wouldn't be so deaf If he had followed Sha Na Na's advice And played some fifties do-wop songs That even your mom would think are nice Keith and Janis went away But Sha Na Na are here to

BIT 3 Dead Milkmen

Yeah, my sister's really moving up in the world. She dates a full-blown professor. Goes by the name of Professor Griff. He's a great guy. A good ol' boy. That wild old Professor Griff.

Moron Dead Milkmen

Hangin out in the commode Listening to Depeche Mode You look like some kind of toad Why are you a moron?

Laundromat Song Dead Milkmen

Soap and quarters and bleach and laundry Are the words I use at the laundromat Reading the news, and watching the people That's what I do at the laundromat At the laundromat my heart grows fat

Jellyfish Heaven Dead Milkmen

Gotta go somewhere When you will die So why not see the world Through jellyfish eyes Jellyfish heaven Where jellyfish go To get away from Mormons And punk Eskimos Jellyfish heaven Is a lot

Sri Lanka Sex Hotel Dead Milkmen

Let's have sex with strangers in the men's room We could do it and not get caught Burn down the house where the metal kids live All the Hendrix posters going up in flames Let's have sex without birth

The Secret of Life Dead Milkmen

I've never seen this sight before The world became a shrinking ball I asked where you were taking me You said, "Shut up and you will see."

BIT 5 Dead Milkmen

Now, you wanna talk about bladder problems, then the man you wanna talk to will probably be my cousin Earl. I guess you all know Earl. He lives out on Route 13 out on that maggot farm.

BIT 4 Dead Milkmen

She went to college and she started the Lesbian Eskimo Midget Albino Student Union, and 400 people signed up! There they were. Hundreds of 'em - lesbian midget left-handed Eskimo albinos.