The Plumbing Song Weird Al Yankovic

Nail/1989] [Blame it on the Rain/D.

Sports Song Weird Al Yankovic

inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We’re gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we’re speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive Our coach really has the

Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just

Handy Weird Al Yankovic

First things first, I'm a craftsman craftsman Remodelling is my only passion it's my passion And I'm the greatest in the business Want referrals, yo My clientele will bear you witness right, right I can

Achy Breaky Song Weird Al Yankovic

You can torture me With Donnie & Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock Like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People song you know Or play Vanilla Ice Hey, you

A Complicated Song Weird Al Yankovic

A COMPLICATED SONG Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne New lyrics by Al Yankovic Uh huh... extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check

Don't Download This Song Weird Al Yankovic

with your car So don't download this song The record store's where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song Oh, you don't wanna mess with the RIAA

The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Weird Al Yankovic

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming After working all year down at Big Roy's Eating And Plumbing So one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner table I said, "Kids, if

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said, "Take the

A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) Weird Al Yankovic

extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh... save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out 19 extra larges - what a shame No one came Just us, eatin' all alone You said, "Take the

Ebay Weird Al

eBay by Al Yankovic NOTE: A special HTML-Links Version of \"eBay\" lyrics is available. Lyrics: Yeah A used ... pink bathrobe A rare ... mint snowglobe A Smurf ...

Smells Like Nirvana Weird Al Yankovic

Smells Like Nirvana [Smells Like Teen Spirit/Kurt Cobain,Nirvana/1991] What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go?

Polkas on 45 Weird Al Yankovic

[Smoke On The Water/Deep Purple] Smoke on the water. A fire in the sky. Smoke on the water. [Sex (I'm a...)/Berlin] (I'm a man) I'm a boy. (I'm a man) Well, I'm your mother.

NOW That's What I Call Polka! Weird Al Yankovic

a lie, running for my life I will always want you I came in like a wrecking ball I never hit so hard in love All I wanted was to break your walls All you ever did was wreck me Yeah, you wreck me All the

The Hot Rocks Polka Weird Al Yankovic

The Hot Rocks Polka [/The Rolling Stones] [It's Only Rock 'n' Roll (But I Like It)] If I could stick my hand in my heart, Spill it all over the stage, Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by

Polkarama! Weird Al Yankovic

(gimme, gimme) Living in Beverly Hills ["Speed Of Sound" by Coldplay] And birds go flying at the speed of sound To show you how it all began Birds came flying from the underground If you could

White And Nerdy Weird Al Yankovic

I wanna roll with- The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Really really white

The Weird Al Show Theme Yankovic, "Weird Al"

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

The Weird Al Show Theme "Weird Al" Yankovic

Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal But the sanitation workers really didn't approve So he packed up his accordion and had to move To a city in Ohio

Theme from Rocky XIII Weird Al Yankovic

Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain. But he's no bum, he works down the street. He bought the neighborhood deli. Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.

Peter and the Wolf Weird Al Yankovic

Three French horns play the part of... uhm... three French horns... uh... (The Wolf! It's the Wolf!) Right! The Wolf. Seymore the Wolf....

Good Old Days Weird Al Yankovic

in the kitchen Fresh biscuits or hot apple pie And I'd spend all day long in the basement Torturing rats with a hack-saw And pulling the wings off of flies Those were the good old days Those were

The White Stuff Weird Al Yankovic

[You Got It (The Right Stuff)/New Kids On The Block/1988] The white stuff. The white stuff.

The Brady Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

remote controll I been nice, I been good, please don't do this to me Turn it off, turn it off, I don't want to have to see The Brady Bunch Not The Brady Bunch Well, The Brady Bunch Yeah

Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic

[Another One Bites The Dust/Queen/1980] Ridin' in a bus down the boulevard, And the place was pretty packed. Couldn't find a seat, so I had to stand, With the perverts in the back.

Party Dt The Leper Colony Weird Al Yankovic

PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY by Al Yankovic Finger food and an ice cold keg It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Saturday night

Livin' In The Fridge Weird Al Yankovic

There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive...

Party at the leper colony Weird Al Yankovic

with me At the party at the leper colony Oh, there's a party at the leper colony Hey Met a little lady so pretty and young She was quite a little talker 'till the cat got her tongue She oozed up

This Is The Life Weird Al Yankovic

This is the life! I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood. I hire somebody to chew my food. I'm an upwardly mobile dude. This is the life!

Angry White Boy Polka Weird Al Yankovic

ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA Medley Arranged by Al Yankovic [LAST RESORT (Papa Roach)] Cut my life into pieces This is my last resort, suffocation, no breathing Don't give a... if I cut my arm bleeding

Spam Weird Al Yankovic

(it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwich, any way you slice it at all. If you're running low, go to the store. Carry some money to help you buy more. The tab is there to open the can.

The Brandy Bunch Weird Al Yankovic

The Brady Bunch [Safety Dance/Men Without Hats/1983] You can watch Mister Rogers, You can watch Three's Company, And you can turn on Fame, Or the Newlywed Game, Or the Addams Family.

Night Santa Went Crazy Weird Al Yankovic

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap

Polka Your Eyes Out Weird Al Yankovic

Rock the cradle of loveRock the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy, it's true Rock the cradle of love I rocked the cradle of love Yes, the cradle of love Don't rock easy

Skipper Dan Weird Al Yankovic

Bard Hit the boards and paid my dues And got phenomenal rave reviews I knew the world was gonna love me, without a doubt I was sure that Tarantino would be callin' me on the phone Annie Leibovitz would

The Saga Begins "Weird Al" Yankovic

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't

The Saga Begins Yankovic, "Weird Al"

A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't

Christmas at Ground Zero Weird Al Yankovic

It's Christmas at Ground Zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringin' and the carolers are singin' While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero The button has been

Jerry Springer "Weird Al" Yankovic

It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry Five days since they had the show With the hermaphrodite, the slut, and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale

Hardware Store Weird Al Yankovic

HARDWARE STORE by Al Yankovic Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet N Weird Al Yankovic

Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel. Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars. The president, he's in a panic. The Pentagon, they're in shock.

Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Weird Al Yankovic

UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars The president

Polka Party! Weird Al Yankovic

[Sussudio/Phil Collins] There's a girl that's been on my mind, All the time, Su-su-sussudio. Oh yeah. Now she don't even know my name. But I think she loves me all the same, Su-sussudio.

Buy Me a Condo Weird Al Yankovic

Never have to mow the lawn. Gonna get me the T-shirt With the alligator on. Wo-o-o, used to live in Jamaica, But I don't live dere no more.

Albuquerque [1] Weird Al Yankovic

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop You know the place well anyway, back then

Waffle King Weird Al Yankovic

your knees get weak Aw, You're gonna lick your plate clean People come from miles around just to study my technique I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen I'm the Waffle King (yeah

Midnight Star Weird Al Yankovic

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less, At the checkout counter at the local grocery store.

Jackson Park Express Weird Al Yankovic

Yes, It all happened On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express On the Jackson Park Express I knew she was starting to fall for me Cause she crinkled her nose,

Stop Dragging My Car Around Weird Al Yankovic

[Stop Draggin' My Heart Around/Stevie Nicks with Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers/1981] Had to park my car for just five minutes. I had to go inside to use the phone.

Traffic Jam Weird Al Yankovic

) right here (right here) Stuck right here in the middle of this...