There was this guy named Mr. Herman,
and he was the best
he was a superstar
there was his statue in the middle of the city
every night all the nation waited
for his TV show
and It was wonderful
everyone loved his jokes of joy and simplicity
however there's nothing lasting forever
Mr. Herman is an old man
all his twenty-years old jokes and tricks he used to do
doesn't work!
Mr. Herman
you don't look so grand
Mr. Herman
Admit that you're the worst and
Mr. Herman
Keep yourself in home
Nobody wants to see your CLASSIC SHOWS
Mr. Herman
What a shame on you
Mr. Herman
It's time to realize that
Mr. Herman
You're so out of date
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one day while sitting in the park,
after having a walk
he was so depressed
no one was recognizing poor old Mr. Herman
but then there came along a
beautiful black limousine
that he used to ride
twenty-three cameras and a host said
"what a surprise!"
"We`ve been looking for you all over the world!"
"Can`t believe Herman`s in front of me!"
"Would you show us the best show
in human history?"
"...once again!?"
Mr. Herman
Give yourself a hand
Mr. Herman
Tell us you`re the best and
Mr. Herman
Sing yourself a song
Everyone wants to see your BRAND NEW SHOW
Mr. Herman
You`re our lucky charm
Mr. Herman
Remembering the good days
Mr. Herman
Would you sing your song
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