Two years ago a friend of mine
Asked me to say some emcee rhymes
So I said this rhyme I'm about to say
The rhyme was Def and it went this way
Took a test to become an emcee
And Orange Krush became amazed at me
So Larry put me inside his Cadillac
The chauffeur drove off
and we never came back
Dave cut the record down to the bone
And now they got me
rockin' on the microphone
And then we're talking autographs
years of laughs
Champagne caviar and bubble baths
You see that's the life that I lead
and You sucker MC this is who I be
So take that and move back
catch a heart attack
Because there's
nothing in the world
that Run will ever lack
I cold chill at a party
in a be -boy's stance
And rock on the mike
and make the girls want to dance
Fly like a dove
they come from up above
I'm rockin on the mike
and you can call me Run Love
I got a big long
Caddy not like a Seville
And written right on the side
it reads 'Dressed to Kill'
So if you see me cruisin' girls
just move or step aside
There ain't enough room
to fit you all in my ride
It's on a ah first come
first serve basis
Coolin out girl
take you to the def places
One of a kind and
for your people's delight
And for you sucker emcee
you just ain't right
Because you're bitin all your life
you're cheatin on your wife
You're walkin round town
like a hoodlum with a knife
You're hangin on the ave
chillin' with the crew
And everybody know
what you've been through
Ah with the one two three
three to two one
My man Larry Larr my name DJ Run
We do it in the place with the highs
and the bass
I'm rockin to the rhythm
won't you watch it on my face
Go Uptown and come down to the ground
You sucker emcee's
you sad face clown
You're a five-dollar boy
and I'm a million dollar man
You're a sucker emcee
and you're my fan
You try to bite rhymes
all lines are mine
You're a sucker emcee
in a pair of Calvin Kleins
Comin' from the wackest part of town
Tryin to rap but you can't get down
You don't even know your English
your verbs or noun
You're just a sucker emcee you
sad-faced clown
So DMC if you're ready
the people rockin' steady
You're drivin big cars
get your gas from Getty
I'm DMC in the place to be
I go to St John's University
And since kindergarten
I acquired the knowledge
And after 12th grade
I went straight to college
I'm light skinned I live in Queens
And I love eatin chicken
and collard greens
I dress to kill I love to style
I'm the emcee you know
who's versatile
Say I got good credit in your regards
Got my name not numbers
on my credit cards
I go Uptown I come back home
With who me myself and my microphone
All my rhymes are street delight
So here's another
one for why'all to bite
When I rhyme I never quit
And if I got a new rhyme
I'll just say it
'Cause it takes a lot to entertain
And sucker emcee's can be a pain
You can't rock a party
with a hip and a hop
You gotta let em know
you'll never stop
The rhymes have to make a lot of sense
You got to know when to start
when the beats commence