How can you ever stand tall?
God help us all we're a nation of haircuts
How can you ever stand tall in a nation of haircuts?
We don't make ships and we don't make cars
But we look real good hanging out in bars
You better never grow old in a nation of haircuts
Or you'll be out in the cold in a nation of haircuts
No point of view in a nation of haircuts
Fashion rules in a nation of haircuts
Check your shoes check your hair
Last week's thing oh dear
And we salute you all you groovy dudes
Yeah we salute you you're so fucking cool
Check you threads check your cred but you better not smile
Don't move too quick you might spoil your hairstyle
Check your shoes check your hair
Looking good yeah
You got to drink the right drink in a nation of haircuts
You better watch what you think in a nation of haircuts
A nation of haircuts
A nation of haircuts
A nation of haircuts
A nation of haircuts
I said a Keith Richard not a Cliff Richard