"I'm so envious of you
You appear to have it all together
No signs of dementia
I applaud you
You're so perfect
I'm so second rate
No signs of lunacy
Now I cheer for you
I'm glad you know who you are
You'll go far
I applaud you
Should I clap a little louder
I applaud you
Should I cheer a little louder
I applaud you
Your such a winner
You've got what it takes
I know you love the good life
I can relate
I saw you rollin' down the street
In a brand new car
I applaud you
Should I clap a little louder
I applaud you
Should I cheer a little louder
I applaud you
I'm so jealous of your looks
You overflow with charisma
No signs of insecurity
You overflow with charisma
I applaud you
I cheer for you
Your such a winner
You've got what it takes
Should I clap a little louder
I applaud you
Should I cheer a little louder
I applaud you
Should I clap a little louder
I applaud you (x2)
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