[The Sounds of waves crashing]
[SEAN:]
This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.
[GIRL #2:]
Yeah, the waves are so calming.
[SEAN:]
So, is your body looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.
[GIRL #2:]
Thanks Sean, that's so sweet.
[Sean presses 'play' button on tape player]
[SEAN:]
Let's see what's going on under this velvet top of yours.
[GIRL #2:]
Uh-oh.
[SEAN:]
Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.
[GIRL #2:]
Oh Sean, you're so cute.
[SEAN:]
Why don't we leave the summer skirt on, but let's take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?
[GIRL #2:]
Oh my god.
[SEAN:]
Yeah.
[GIRL #2:]
And how about you take off clothes, Sean.
[SEAN:]
Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?
[GIRL #2:]
My god, you look good, Sean.
[SEAN:]
Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.
[GIRL #2:]
Ooh.
[she starts to unbuckle his pants]
[SEAN:]
Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let's get it swingin'.
[GIRL #2:]
What's that?
[SEAN:]
Let's get it swingin'.
[GIRL #2:]
No, the other thing you said?
[SEAN:]
...The wet-weiner?
[GIRL #2:]
[gasps]
You know what?
[SEAN:]
Yeah?
[GIRL #2:]
I'm going to go throw up, now. See you.
[SEAN:]
Hmm, leave me all horny here. How... how you going to get home there, baby?
[GIRL #2:]
I'll walk.
[She begins to walk away]
[SEAN:]
Mm-hm. I'm-a call you.
[GIRL #2:]
Don't.
[She's gone]
[SEAN:]
A'ight, A'ight. I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.
[to self:]
Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow. Salted off the rubarbs, ain't that a bitch?
[THE END]