Darling I hate to tell you but
I think I catching a cold
Put another chair on the
fire bring the bottle over here
I feel I getting old
I like your laugh
and a hot romance
and your orny sense of humor
but if it rains again
like it did today
I gonna have to leave
a little bit sooner
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Got to get me some South
America sun
Honey don even ask me if you
can come along
Down at the border you
need to be older
and you sure don look like
my daughter
Your ridiculous age
start a state outrage
and Il end up in a Mexican jail
Darling please don cry
you know I wouldn
tell you no lie
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Look over there
Oh my God don look now but
it appears to be raining again
Get upstairs pack my
book of prayers
Honey hurry I catching pneumonia
I gotta move while I in the mood
or Il disappear into that wall
Darling please don curse
it really couldn be any worse
Say I a sun fanatic but it
dark in your attic
and your cat sleeps over my head
I know I not a football star but
I wanna little better than that
So I much obliged for the
pure white ride
and a cup of tea every morning
Il say goodbye
look your man in the eye
you know I wouldn tell
you no lie
I gotta move while I in the mood
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So after all
I'll see you in the fall
on a brand new day
brand new way
Goodbye honey, goodbye honey
Goodbye honey, it ain't funny
Goodbye honey
I know it ain't funny