LEO&ACCOUNTANT :
Unhappy unhappy very unhappy
unhappy unhappy very very very very very very very very very unhappy
SOLO ACCOUNTANT :
Oh, I deb-its all de mor-nin'
and I cre-dits all de eve-nin'
until dem ledgers be right
ACCOUNTANTS :
until them ledgers be right
LEO :
I spend my life accounting
with figures and such (ACCOUNTANTS : un-hap-py)
To what is my life ammounting?
It figures not much (ACCOUNTANTS : un-hap-py)
I have a secret desire
hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart a fire
to see me in this role
I wanna be a producer
with a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
lunch at Sardis everyday
I wanna be a producer
sport a top hat and a cane.
I wanna be a producer
and drive those chorus girls in sane.
I wanna be a producer
and sleep until half past two
I wanna be a producer
and say you you you not you
I wanna be a producer
wear a tux on op-'ning` night
I wanna be a producer
and see my name, leo bloom in lights
SHOWGIRLS :
He wants to be the producer (LEO : Sell it girls!)
of a great big Broadway smash! (LEO : Don't for
the barcony!)
He wants to be a producer
ev-'ry pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
pich our cheeks till we cry
Ouch! Eek! Oooo! Oh! Ah! Yes!
He wants to be a producer
with a great big casting couch
LEO : I wanna be!
SHOWGIRLS : He wants to be!
LEO : I wanna be!
SHOWGIRLS : He wants to be!
LEO :
I wanna be the greatest grandest and most fabulous producer in the world!
SHOWGIRLS :
He wants to be a producer
he's gotta dine with a duchess and a duke
LEO :
I just gotta be a producer
drink champagne until I puke
SHOWGIRLS :
Drink champagne til he pukes!
LEO :
I wanna be a producer
show the world just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows that will en-thrall_'em
Read my name in Win-chell's column
I wanna be a producer
cause it's every thing I'm not
ACCOUNTANTS :
Unhappy unhappy so unhappy
very very very very very very very very sad
LEO :
I wanna be a producer.
LEO : Hold everything! What I am doing here? Mr.Bialystock was right!
There is a lot more to me than there is to me!
Stop the world, I wanna get on!
Mark : Bloom, where do you think you're going?
LEO : Mr. mark, I've got news for you. I quit!
Here's my visor. My Dixon Ticonderoga number
two pencil. and my big finish!
I'm gonna be a producer
sound the horn and beat the drum
I'm gonna be a producer
Look out Broadway, here I come!
SHOWGIRLS & ACCUONTANTS :
Broadway, here he comes!