Ring Ring Ring Ring,
a midnight phone call
Breaks silence of the night,
just hold on
Blokes on their motherfuckin' way to the club
Look at the watch,
what's the fuss,
go out for the bottle full of bub
Take a quick shower,
do ma hair, takes about half an hour
Fuckers screamin' loud and louder
fired upon Lager
These blokes already turned
into nightriders
After a fifth of vodka,
still drivin' like Kart riders
I don’t give a fuck,
just get in the car,
doing 70 in the alley
The lads getting' excited,
but I'm fuckin' tired of it,
They say they tired of me,
what a fuckin' irony,
Bright streetlights blind me,
think that girl out the window
Just smiled at me,
in about 10 minutes we arrived in
The club, the waiter runs up,
bows 90 degrees, and
carefully ushers us finally
Got the VIPs for the bribery,
everybody enter into rivalries
Ear-splittin' music rages,
ma heart starts racin',
see these whores crazy,
Blokes crave for preys gazin'
It's like a bloody jungle in this place,
drunken animals just lookin' for sex
It's like bloody fourth time this week,
every time I get a motherfuckin' headache
All the bitches them look the same,
after a bottle o' whisky
I'll be kissin' them, Damn!
All the whores them look the same,
after a bottle o' whisky
I'll be kissin' them, Damn!
So what would you do?
leave her in the room?
So what would you do?
Fuck her in the room?
So what would you do?
Shag her in the loo?
So what would you do?
If you were in ma shoes?
So what would you do?
leave her in the room?
So what would you do?
Fuck her in the room?
So what would you do?
Shag her in the loo?
So what would you do?
If you were in ma shoes?
We in the room
We in the room
And we be drinkin' crazy
We into boobs
And we be lickin' ladies
Me with ma crew
And we be gettin' laid mate
Me into you
And we be makin' babies
We in the room
We in the room
And we be drinkin' crazy
We into boobs
And we be lickin' ladies
Me with ma crew
And we be gettin' laid mate
Me into you
And we be makin' babies
As the clock ticks,
more empty bottles of Jin on the table
My mind like fuck it,
upside down, everything spinnin,
tinkling in the nasal
This bitch right next to me,
I'm like nice to meet ya
I think I love ya,
wait bitch who the fuck are ya?
Mate tells me to calm down,
just chill, relax a little cuz I
got a frown
Go out to the stage,
dance to the rave,
will mate if chicks
Rise to the bait, wait,
ma mate found one,
there was a definite Eye-contact,
bitch don't turn back,
oi, grab her leg!!
At last we able to bring them back
to the room altogether
five of 'em
All lookin' gorgeous,
them tits fuckin' enormous,
We soldiers ready to shag,
man we ferocious
But these whores were real whores,
they weren't into sex
Just lookin for some dumb blokes
who would pay for their check
Got pissed off, told them to fuck off,
wut chu lookin' at bitch,
Told ya to bugger off!!
Shit, what a fuckin' waste of time,
Let's drink up lads, fuck bitches,
I'll make girls mine..
We in the room
And we be drinkin' crazy
We into boobs
And we be lickin' ladies
Me with ma crew
And we be getting laid mate
Me into you
And we be makin' babies
The clock keeps tickin',
the vibe is kickin'
Ma boys havin' good time,
freakin' chillin'
Titties look killin',
mates turn villains
Take their clothes off
doing their thingies
I ain't feelin ,
but it is in the eye of the beholder
Knock, Knock another girl enters,
lookin' decent, I'mma hold her
Yo yo, Big eyes, skin white,
she alright, personality fine
She got this innocent look,
I'mma treat her with respect
No need for shag,
that would be a fuckin' disrespect
Conversation continues
as my eyes transfixed at you
I wanna fly with you,
wanna share ma soul with you
Girl you are ma angel,
promise protect ya from strangers
She puts her arm around my shoulder,
tells me she fancies me
Got a smile on her face,
seems a lil dizzy, shakin' a bit
I cover ma coat around her,
and guard her like a bouncer
Suddenly I realize
there is nobody around us
Ma mates left to stage on purpose
yo Jun, jus shag her,
I'll leave you two alone!
But I'm not touchin' her,
she different, she ain't no whore
She leanin' on ma lap,
look into ma eyes, love her fo sho
But then I feel unzipped,
she givin me a blowjob
I’m like what the fuck,
she surprised, mouth wide-open
like a blowhole
I thought she could be ma soul mate,
not jus one night stand,
Stood up, gave a last glance and left,
fuck that bitch jus like that.
On ma way home,
Swallow sorrow, mind hollow,
can't feel the weight of my soul,
its zero, hope everything better
tomorrow I dunno…
On ma way home,
swallow sorrow, mind hollow,
can’t feel the weight of my soul,
its zero, hope everything better
tomorrow I dunno
We in the room
And we be drinkin' crazy
We into boobs
And we be lickin' ladies
Me with ma crew
And we be getting laid mate
Me into you
And we be makin' babies
We in the room
And we be drinkin' crazy
We into boobs
And we be lickin' ladies
Me with ma crew
And we be getting laid mate
Me into you
And we be makin' babies
So what would you do?
leave her in the room?
So what would you do?
Fuck her in the room?
So what would you do?
Shag her in the loo?
So what would you do?
If you were in ma shoes?
So what would you do?
leave her in the room?
So what would you do?
Fuck her in the room?
So what would you do?
Shag her in the loo?
So what would you do?
If you were in ma shoes?