I GOT AN APE PERFORMING IN MY HEAD
IF HE DON'T STOP THEN I WILL SOON BE DEAD
THIS MONKEY'S NO FRIEND OF MINE
I TRY TO ACT STRAIGHT BUT HE'S ON CLOUD NUMBER NINE
HE'S GOT A CUP MADE OF TIN
AND IT'S 'CAUSE OF HIM YOU WON'T LET ME IN
HE BANGS A DRUM SO I CAN GET NO SLEEP
WELL HE'S A MONKEY BUT HE CAN'T BE BEAT
HEAD OVER HEELS ON BANANA PEEL
I'M GETTING CONFUSED AS TO WHAT I FEEL
AND EVERY TIME I TRY TO SPEAK
HE ALWAYS PUTS HIS MONKEYTONGUE IN MY CHEEK
OH MY MY - I'D DO ANYTHING TO MAKE HIM DIE
BUT THEN I SEE THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
THE MONKEY'S JUST A PART OF ME
I GOT A MONKEY SINGING IN MY BRAIN
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ALREADY WE'RE THE SAME
I GOT SOME MONKEY BUSINESS TO ATTEND
I THINK I'LL ASK HIM IF HE'D HOLD MY HAND
AND ASK HIM TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE
TOGETHER WE'LL FLY UP TO CLOUD NUMBER NINE
AND SHARE HIS CUP MADE OF TIN
MAYBE THEN YOU'D LIKE TO LET US IN
OH MY MY - I DID EVERYTHING TO MAKE HIM DIE
BUT NOW I SEE THERE'S NOTHING ICAN DO
THE MONKEY'S JUST A PART OF ME