The whole world is watching me
As I light up the TV screen
My life??짝??????짱 a parade
But I??짝??????쨀e got it made
I hope everyone will see
I want my ratings to go up
I hope you all wish me luck
I??짝??????짙l act like I care
About your welfare
And I??짝??????짙l pretend I??짝??????짙l stay in touch
I want to be on your good side
I??짝??????쨀e got nowhere else to hide
Everything that you hear
May not be sincere
At least my voice is amplified
I think my credibility has gone away
The colors on your television will turn gray
I??짝??????짙l make a living while i exploit everyone
I never thought this way of life would be so fun
Please come onto my talk show
I??짝??????짙l share everything I know