Help the homeless
Help the homeless
Ooh Hey Princeton
Give me a quarter
Here in my hat
Come on Princeton
It’s as easy as that
Helping others brings you
Closer to God
So give me a quarter
I don’t have any change
Hmmm okay
Give me a dollar
That’s not what I meant
Give me a five
Are you kidding
The more you give
The more you get
That’s being alive
All I’m asking you
Is to do what
Jesus Christ would do
He’d give me a quarter
Why don’t you
All right all right here you go
Ahh thanks
Take care
Whoa
What’s the matter
I feel generous
I feel compassionate
You do
Yeah
I feel like a new person a good person
Helping other people out makes you feel fantastic
That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you
All this time I’ve been running around thinking
about me me
me and where has it gotten me
I’m gonna do something for someone else
Me
No Kate
I’m going to raise the money to build that
stupid Monster
School she’s always talking about
Give me your money
What
I need it for Kate
I need it to eat
Come on Nicky
Aww get lost
It’ll make you feel great
So would a burger
When her dream comes true
It’ll all be partly
Thanks to you
So give me your money
I’d like to but I can’t
Give me your money
I’d like to but I need it
Give me your money
I’d like to but I’m homeless
I can’t! I need it
I’m homeless
I can’t! I need it
I’m homeless
I can’t! I need it
I’m homeless
Okay here you go
Thank you
Suddenly
I am feeling
Closer to God
It’s time to stop begging
It’s time to start giving
What can I give to Rod
Something he’ll like so much he’ll take me back
Ooh
I know! I’ll find him a boyfriend
That’s the spirit
When you help others
You can’t help helping yourself
When you help others
You can’t help helping yourself
Hey boys
what’s the hat for
Ooh
we’re collecting money
It’s for Kate
We’re raising money to help build her dream school
Give us your money
You’ll be glad that you did
That’s just what my parents told me
When I was a kid
Shit
But giving feels so great
And I bet it wouldn’t hurt
Your chances with Kate
Well that too
I’ll give you a dollar
You’re a gentleman
And a scholar
We so happy
We just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash
Honey don’t tell THEM that
We get about 2000 bucks
Uh yeah so thanks everybody
We rich
Give us your money
Give us your money
Give us your goddamn money
Give us the dough
Give us the dough
We’re raising money
For a Monster School
But we’ve got a ways to go
Sounds like you’ve
Got money to burn
And it’s not like money
That you had to earn
So give us your money
A monster school
Sounds like a good cause
Give me your wallet
Oh my gosh
I don’t know how to thank you guys
I mean
Kate will be so grateful
That kind of money is such a great start
Yeah $15
$15
Every little bit help
Looks like we’re gonna have to
ask MORE people
Hey
Give us your money
All that you’ve got
Just fork it on over
Or some puppets
Will get shot
Hey
It’s time to pass the hat
And there’s nothing you can do ‘bout that
So give us your money
Give us your money
Give us your money
Give us your money
Give us your money
When you help others
You can’t help helping yourself
When you help others
You can’t help helping yourself
Every time you
Do good deeds
You’re also serving
Your own needs
When you help others
You can’t help helping yourself
When you give
To a worthy cause
You’ll feel as jolly
As Santa Clause
When you help others
You can’t
Help
Helping yourself