She keeps her patience for the bedroom
Should satisfy her for a week
Her domination is executed cheaply
With her studio technique
What's new
She carries love in a carrier bag
What's new
She don't keep her body clean
Oh Oh Oh
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic fantasies conceived
Love is infectious
I don't know about that
Love is infectious
I don't know about that
She keeps appointments by the hour glass
Guerilla warfare in her bed
And constant love is oh oh so negative
We're simulating sex instead
She carries love in a carrier bag
She don't keep her body clean
Oh NO NO No
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic fantasies conceived
Love is infectious
I don't know about that
Love is infectious
I don't know about that
No personality's essential
Nobody strictly in command
She's not direct elusive
Or inadequate
Love's incompatible commands
She carries love in a carrier bag
She don't keep her body clean
Oh NO NO No
Illegitimate contributions
And neurotic heartaches are conceived
Love is infectious
I don't know about that
Love is infectious
I don't know about that