REAL FAKE
KEEP SWIMMING AROUND IN THE SEWER WITH THE DOGS
KEEP HANGING AROUND WITH THE SAME OLD CLOWNS
KEEP TAKING THE SAME OLD SHIT
OH POOR ME ISN'T LIFE SUCH A BITCH
EXCUSE ME PLEASE IF I DON'T KISS YOUR ARSE
IT'S HARD TO BE REAL WHEN YOU'RE FAKE
REAL REAL FAKE FAKE
SO HARD TO BE REAL WHEN YOU'RE FAKE
REAL REAL FAKE FAKE
IT'S HARD TO BE REAL WHEN YOU'RE FAKE
SO IF YOU FAKE IT MAKE IT FAKE IT
MAKE IT REAL REAL FAKE
KEEP CRAWLING AROUND IN THE GUTTER WITH THE DOGS
KEEP LIGGING AROUND WITH THE SAME OLD CLOWNS
KEEP TAKING THE SAME OLD DRUGS
OH POOR ME ISN'T LIFE SUCH A MESS
EXCUSE ME PLEASE IF I DON'T KISS YOUR ARSE
IT'S HARD TO BE REAL WHEN YOU'RE FAKE
REAL REAL FAKE FAKE
SO HARD TO BE REAL WHEN YOU'RE FAKE
REAL REAL FAKE FAKE
IT'S HARD TO BE REAL WHEN YOU'RE FAKE
SO IF YOU FAKE IT MAKE IT FAKE IT
MAKE IT REAL REAL FAKE